Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 17 January 2017
Vegas Gamblers Change Word for Wild Cards from "Trump"
By an anonymous vote, because of Trump's unpopularity, the word for a wild card will be a "Chump."
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich & Bonzo Dog Band Latest Bands to Refuse to Play at Trump's Inauguration
Also refusing to play at the Inauguration are the Log Cabin Republican Kazoo Band and Bongzilla.
Theresa pulls the plug on Europe!
New Iron lady, Theresa May (no relation to Maggie), has pulled the plug on Europe and Europeans are hoping she disappears down her own plughole!
NWO! Trump & Putin jump into bed!
Trump has released his latest foreign policies and decided to target Merkel instead of attacking ISIS! He called her "an old bag!" Putin laughed and has promised solidarity to Trump in their NWO!