Spoof news snippets from Sunday 15 January 2017
Dorset Wildlife Trust Asks Public To Name New Marine Conservation Zone Off Bournemouth Coast
'The current most popular name amongst the public is "MarineConservationZoney McMarineConservationZoneface"' admitted a Dorset Wildlife Trust spokesman.
Trump Denies That He Likes Pee
On a side note, sales of Trump Water have fallen to absolutely nothing.