Spoof news snippets from Saturday 14 January 2017
Portuguese Man o War v German Giant Eagle!
Manchester, 15/01 sees an apocalyptic clash of fallen red giants! Can the Portuguese Man o War repel the German Eagle swooping to reclaim a long lost crown? Red Devils v Red Pretenders, a win, win!
Trump: Pink floyd To Pay For Wall
The President elect will seek funding from Congress and then he will send the bill to the band.