Spoof news snippets from Friday 13 January 2017
Trump Inauguration Announces It Will Feature "One-Hit-Wonder" Performers for Inauguration Festivities
Lee Greenwood, (God Bless the USA) and 3 Doors Down (Kryptonite) are the latest D-Listers signed.
More 20th Century Celebrities Die
With the passing of Peter Sarstedt, Lord Snowdon and William Peter Blatty in 2017, experts have calculated that within four years no celebrities will remain who anyone over sixty has ever heard of.
Rudy Giuliani Named Cyber Security Advisor
Learns to turn on his computer.