Spoof news snippets from Thursday 12 January 2017
US Dems Demand Specific Cabinet Choice
In hearings US Congress Dems demand an Attorney Bleeding-Heart-in-Chief who'll grant status to all illegal aliens and ensure they vote retroactively for Hillary. Only voter ID required is a navel.
Rocky Trump Horror show opens in Washington!
Trump is determined to act like a seductive Tranny every time he confronts the world's press! Last night was his first performance as Rocky Trump Horror! It was a knock out success & Putin laughed too
Trump Will Rename the Rose Garden the "Pete Rose Garden"
He has also installed a device to make the Oval Office revolve so will call it the Revolving Office.
Meryl Streep Receives Huge Tax Bill And Her House is Repossessed
Trump says that it's not due to her remarks at the Golden Globes, insists it's just a coincidence.
Kremlin's Compromising Trump Files Include Photos of Him Without Toupee
Also, the Kremlin threatened to release details of Trump's 3-day secret marriage to Pam Anderson.