Spoof news snippets from Monday 6 February 2017
Trump, After Firing Attorney General, Says He Will Have No Trouble Finding Another
He simply looks in the Yellow Pages under "General Attorneys."
RSPCA demands release of Schroedinger's cat
"let it out of that box, dead or alive"
In postgame Super Bowl interview, Trump doubles down on his '8-point' Patriots win prediction
"Sadly, the dishonest media reported that the Patriots won by 6 points. Just wait and see. The Patriots actually won by 8 points, not 6. Many people have come out and said I'm right. You know that."