Spoof news snippets from Saturday 4 February 2017
Trump Goes Hunting
Donald Trump is to take a six month break from his presidency to go sasquatch hunting in the Appalachians.
Ugly yellow car causes village war in UK!
Bibury, UK, a quaint village, has become a war zone due to an ugly yellow car! The owner loves his car and called the villagers "Ugly yellow Ducklings!" His car is now drowning in the duck pond!
Eat Up. That's an Order
Donald Trump is opening the city's first totalitarian restaurant. It's called Your Papers Please, and features an exclusive bread and water menu.