Spoof news snippets from Friday 3 February 2017
Donald Trump Grabs Wife's Pussy
Suffers 14 Stitches And Bite Infection From Traumatized Feline
Local man regularly pays $5 delivery fee for food from restaurant below his apartment
Brian Yeats lives above the NYC restaurant Food Faster Than You Can Say Food and told us that "It's amazing that food this good and delivered so fast has a delivery price tag of only $5."