Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 28 February 2017
Skeleton Makes Good
Never harbour jackdaws. They shall ruin your home and hearth. Bringing their dark hearts into your boudoirs, these harbingers belong in the skeletal sycamores of Winter.
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got a dog in my tummy! Is it a sharks world!
The answer is obvious; if stupid owners let their pooch chase sticks in shark infested waters on a leash free beach in Aussie; they could end up in a Great White's belly!