Spoof news snippets from Saturday 25 February 2017
Opining on "Chatti-Newsi-Bullshi-ness"
The phenomenon of "Chatti-Newsi-Bullshi-ness" permeating the airwaves reminds one of a swarm of angry wasps in search of a mud-hole that they'll never find.
Mucus Is The New Roy Orbison
Among the recent triumphs of Dorking inventor Gideon Bable are a string vest made out of barbed wire, a corduroy balaclava for boat-horses, and a set of perfectly-spherical snooker balls.
96$ and you get a Kim Mark II in the box!
"Pay peanuts, get monkeys" Ancient North Korean proverb proves Kim Jong Un right!