Spoof news snippets from Friday 24 February 2017
Claudio Ranieri wins English 2017 "Sack Race!"
An unexpected rank outsider has won England's annual 2017 Sack Race, Claudio Ranieri! He won the title alone after being a mega-winner twice, 1st time the Premiership, 2nd time lining his pocket!
Trump Babbles Coherently Nobody Understands
In a complete reversal of normal babble, Trump babbled so coherently his handlers passed out leaving him alone in a meeting room with a wet bar. HUGE, SAD. 2 hours later he was a babbling idiot again.