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Tapir Infestation Threatens Glastonbury

The hot water bottle was an Etruscan invention, claimed Pontefract hot water bottle designer Colin Artifact, yesterday. "All this talk about the wooden hot water bottles of the Ancient Greeks is nonsense", he scoffed.

written by Erskin Quint, 21 February 2017
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I Was Peregrine Worsthorne's Gimp, Claims Eric Pickles

"The bottom has fallen out of the hot water bottle market", claimed Pontefract hot water bottle designer Colin Artifact yesterday. "It's never been the same since Denis Thatcher did that advert for electric blankets."

written by Erskin Quint, 21 February 2017
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Fishkettles Are The New Liberace

Osmotherley bagpipes-repairer Julian Apeclinger says: "Actually, I love Wagner, he's not as bad as he sounds. And Desmond Tutu's erotic sonnets are my absolute favourite."

written by Erskin Quint, 21 February 2017
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Flood-Damaged Larry Grayson Jigsaw Turns Up in Ethiopian Brothel

Libran librarians should avoid old haddocks, while Cancerian goat-herds can expect an encounter with mysterious dung. Thursday is not auspicious for Sagittarian balaclava-lovers.

written by Erskin Quint, 21 February 2017
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Jeremy Corbin Goes Commando

Billericay eel-strangler Gladys Stencil says: "I always think that Labi Siffre would be good with eels. Not as good as mashed potato, but good enough for me."

written by Erskin Quint, 21 February 2017
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James Corden Explodes

Prince Ferdinand Georg August of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha loves housework. "I died in 1851, but it still keeps me happy", he sang yesterday.

written by Erskin Quint, 21 February 2017
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Pagan Mythology

"Shirley Bassey was my favourite singer when I was younger", admitted Prince Andrew, yesterday.

written by Erskin Quint, 21 February 2017
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David Cassidy; who?

Ageing pop star and member of the Cuckoo, Turkey, Chicken, bla, bla Family (Now what the fuck was their name?) has admitted he has forgotten who he is, thank heavens we have too!

written by Jaggedone, 21 February 2017
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Trump Nukes Sweden

"That's what they get for trying to cover up a terrorist attack on their soil!" he thundered, while randomly pushing every red button in sight.

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 21 February 2017
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