Spoof news snippets from Thursday 2 February 2017
Mr. Ed The Talking Horse To Run Against Trump In 2020
... because whatthehell, anything is possible at this point.
Bacon Butties in the US in danger of extinction!
Demand for Bacon Butties in the US has caused a near extinction of piggies! Peru offered to help by sending millions of Guinea Pigs for Bacon Butty production, but Trump is demanding 35% import tax!
Trump's Latest Deportation Executive Order Rids U.S. of Irrelevant Scum
His fiat rightly rids DC of delirious,brain-dead cretins, incl:C Schumer,N Pelosi,D Feinstein,B Sanders,E Warren,A Franken, R Madow, C Matthews,& all CNN fake news bozos. Republic breathes in relief.