Spoof news snippets from Saturday 18 February 2017
The Korea Criminal
There once was a man from Pyongyang
Who liked things to go with a bang
He pointed his warheads
At his neighbours' foreheads
And bumped off his bro' with a gang
(Of people with hankies & needles)
My Friend Cayla and Chucky join dark forces!
It seems dolls aint quite what they used to be as My Friend Cayla and Chucky joined dark forces to scare the crap out of kiddies hooked on the internet! Satan has great ways of curing mobile madness!