Spoof news snippets from Sunday 12 February 2017
Kim Jong-UN is a reincarnated Blofeld!
Bond enemy, Blofeld, + white pussy, has been reincarnated and is now Kim Jong-Un! Sean Connery reacted on his 83rd birthday and sung a U2 classic, "with or without me You're a loser and mega pants!"
J.F.K. gave us 'Profiles in Courage'.
Obama gave us 'The Audacity of Hope'.
Will Trump give us 'The Collected Tweets of Donald Trump' ?
2017: The Mushroom Age is Here! World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen
Today the world's media gathered, all seven elderly Caucasian men, to discuss headline news which "will happen" in 2017. The seven, representing 98.3% of the planets mainstream news' outlets..