Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 1 February 2017
Donald Trump Signs Executive Order To Eliminate "Fake News"
... KellyAnne Conway and Sean Spicer Immediately Placed Under Arrest And Detained In Maximum Security Federal Prison.
Sex Lives Matter
A new movement that believes there would be a lot less killings and bad juju in the world if everyone just got laid more.
'Kool Aid' To Be Official Beverage of White House. "Everyone's Drinking It"
Administration said to have begun process to award official designation of 'As Seen At The White House' to highest bidders. Branding to include images of Trump family, staff and cabinet members. Sad.