Spoof news snippets from Friday 1 December 2017
Rioters still defacing monuments
Rioters are demanding that all offensive monuments be removed in DC. They're calling Lady Liberty a green supremacist symbol, and calling the Washington Monument a white supremacist phallic symbol.
He-Man Woman Haters Club Inducts New Members Matt Lauer and Kevin Spacey
The club also started a rural division, which Garrison Keillor will be in charge of.
Trump Insults Morning Joe, Shames Matt Lauer, and Makes Fun of Asian Leaders All in One Hour
A President's work is never done.