Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 29 August 2017
Trump to Order all Non-White Supremacists to Wear White Armband with Peace Sign On It
Republicans refused to comment on the order.
An Antifa member has lost something important
An unnamed Antifa member was quoted as saying, "I went to riot and beat up some fascists like the others, but now that it's over, I can't find my penis! My boyfriend won't care, but how can I pee?"