Spoof news snippets from Monday 21 August 2017
Navy commissions U.S.S. Donald J. Trump
A very shallow draft vessel that carries several tons of baggage, it's an old design that tends to list severly to the right and is virtually unsteerable.
New Yorkers Now Say "Take a Trump" Instead of "Take a Dump"
They also say things like "This place is a Trump!"
Tom Cruise's Body Thetans Return and Disable His Leg
"I'm pretty sure once I take the next OT level the body thetans will be gone for good!" said Cruise.