Spoof news snippets from Thursday 10 August 2017
Queen Decides She Will Skip Over Prince William and Make Prince George the Next King
"I figured, if we are going to go for a younger king, let's go all the way!" said the Queen.
Guam Preemptively Surrenders To North Korea in Response to Nuclear Threats
"Would you trust someone like Trump whose never heard of you to defend you?" asked the head of Guam.