Spoof news snippets from Saturday 8 April 2017
President Bills Syrian Children For US Airstrikes
The Tweeter in chief explained: "We're not going to let these kids freeload and take advantage of our generosity anymore!"
Indian monkeys much better parents than humans!
An Indian girl was discovered in a monkey family and it seems her habits are much better than children with human parents! No smartphones, no junk food, no tantrums; Monkey Business is much better!