Spoof news snippets from Friday 14 April 2017
Celebs should never say never!
John Cleese is the latest celeb to eat his words after crawling back to the BeeB. He will play a gay Basil Fawlty who falls in love with Manuel and divorces Sybil; promises to be a bender!
Tesco Apologise For Booze Ad: 'Great Offers On Beer And Cider. Good Friday Just Got Better'
'We're now working on our Christmas campaign,' said a Tesco spokesman. 'What do you think of: It's Boozemas. Come to Tesco for mangers full of cheap hooch?'