Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 26 July 2017
Trump Bans Transgender from Military
Trump Tower, NYC. In announcing his anti-transgender policy for the armed forces today, President Trump proclaimed: "There are no transgenders in foxholes."
Ralph E. Shaffer
Elton John Foils Princess Di Body Exhumation and Theft
Sir Elton John stopped Diana's grave-robbers by singing "England's Rose" over and over.
Trump Says No Transgender People In Military
Trump says transgender people will not be allowed in the military. No offense to transgender people, but isn't Trump the most transgender looking president ever?