There were 44 spoof news snippets published in December 2016. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Americans Extremely Confused About Intelligence

How is it that the CIA held valid intelligence on Russian election interference while the FBI actively spread rumors that weren't true?

written by Keith Shirey, 12 December 2016
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Pope Promises Salvation to All Electoral College Members Who Don't Vote for Trump

He also promised that any Trump electors voting for Hillary will receive a free Italian vacation.

written by Al N., 19 December 2016
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Real life hijack becomes fantasy!

When does a real life hijack become reality? Ask Malta airport, they have all the answers...

written by Jaggedone, 24 December 2016
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GOP Changing its Iconic Symbol of the Elephant to a Toad.

"With Donald Trump's goal to 'drain the swamp' what better symbol than the toad. Its ability to operate in the muck while appearing to be above it is a perfect reflection of our party's values."

written by GProwler, 14 December 2016
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Zsa Zsa Gabor RIP; who?

After losing yet another global diva after Prince and Lemmy, the world has lost Zsa Zsa! The only question on people's minds, who was she and what actually did she do? A question only she can answer!

written by Jaggedone, 19 December 2016
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Bill Cosby Camped Out on White House Lawn

Cosby wants a pardon from Obama before his term runs out but no one will tell him Obama's in Hawaii!

written by Al N., 20 December 2016
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At Last... The Truth Revealed

And terribly simple it is; Those who HAVE rule...and those who have NOT are ruled.
Let the asset be property, knowledge, scholarship; it matters not a damn. This is what is happening. Tyranny.

written by Auntie Matter, 22 December 2016
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Scamatologists Moving to North Korea after Leah Remini Program

We just want to get away from the Suppresive atmosphere and move somewhere where they understand us

written by Al N., 23 December 2016
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Trump Comments on Saddam Hussein's Daughter's Endorsement of Him

"Saddam Hussein? Was that the pock-marked guy we took down in Panama?" asked Trump.

written by Al N., 23 December 2016
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DNC Dufus Duped Again

John Podufus,excampaign mgr.for Hillbot&DNCschlmiel,asked Santafor a cybersecure app,but was duped again via a phishing scam by a Russki icon in red suit&white beard.

written by Trinculoman, 24 December 2016
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Putting Christ Back in Christmas

Thank God the PussyGrabber-in-Chief is putting Christ back in Christmas . (Just don't let him anywhere near the Virgin Mary.)

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 25 December 2016
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Saudis threaten to sell Hillary

Hillary owes the Arabs billions since she can't play for the pay.

They want to sell her to ISIS as a white slave but will first invest in massive plastic surgery. Wait, they withdrew the offer.

written by Aspartame Boy, 25 December 2016
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UK Trade Unions Vow To Bring Britain To A Standstill

At today's press conference, representatives of UK trade unions were asked why on earth they were behaving like this. 'We don't know,' a spokesman admitted. 'We haven't thought it through that far.'

written by Swan Morrison, 26 December 2016
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Trump Names Sarah Palin as Chief of Staff of...

...the Upstairs Maid Crew for the White House!

written by Al N., 01 December 2016
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Microsoft advent calendar

Microsoft are recalling their Christmas 2016 Advent Calendar, as when five windows are open at the same time, it crashes.

written by IainB, 02 December 2016
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Donald Trump Receives Duke Of Edinburg's Award For Attitude To China

'This isn't the outward bound award,' said a spokesman. 'It's the one for insulting foreigners. He got bronze in the slitty-eye category. Just nine more nations to offend for gold - he'll get there!'

written by Swan Morrison, 04 December 2016
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Trump Plans To Cancel Boeing Order For New Air Force One

'If I had that plane, I could start a nuclear war at 30,000 feet,' tweeted Donald Trump. 'But, hell, I can start a nuclear war from anywhere I want at any time - you just wait and see!'

written by Swan Morrison, 06 December 2016
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Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!

Britain's interests abroad have hit new heights with BOJO, who has, with superior diplomatic skills, insulted Saudi and Iran and now, if he ever holiday's in Dubai, they will hack his left hand off!

written by Jaggedone, 08 December 2016
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What do you call a Cleveland Browns player with a Super Bowl ring?

= A Thief.

written by Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide, 09 December 2016
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Trump Seeks to Attend Electoral College- Not Sure Where's Campus

Says,"Having run Trump University I know about educational excellence.I look forward to visiting the campus wherever it is."

written by GProwler, 09 December 2016
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Theresa May's leatherette thighs are fake!

Trousergate, the latest scandal to rock 10 Downing St. is pure plagiarism, the only real Leatherette Thighs in the world belong to Volga Olga of Erskine Quint fame!

written by Jaggedone, 12 December 2016
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Newly Discovered Documents Shed Light On Sinking Of Titanic

'It appears that the captain held a referendum among the passengers about which course to steer,' revealed a maritime historian. 'Fifty-two percent voted to point the ship at an iceberg.'

written by Swan Morrison, 13 December 2016
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Trump Wants to See Jesus Christ's Birth Certificate Before He Sanctions any Christmas Celebrations

"I'm sure it's all in order, but I'm just wondering why we've never seen it" Trump tweeted.

written by Al N., 16 December 2016
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Trump Wants to Change Name of Holiday to "Trumpmas"

"It has a nice ring to it and might be a nice way to thank me for all I've done so far!" said Trump.

written by Al N., 17 December 2016
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Santa Has Installed New Anti-Drone Devices on His Sleigh This Year

"Those things drove me nuts last year, and no, I won't be giving any drones as gifts" said Santa.

written by Al N., 17 December 2016
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Trump Wants to Restructure the Electoral College into the Electoral University

Trump becomes the third President to be head of a University, along with Eisenhower and Wilson.

written by Al N., 18 December 2016
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Star Wars Attack of the Hemdroids

New Star War movie " Attack of the Hemdroids, " has millions lined up at the box office and Porta Potties with their light sabers?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 18 December 2016
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Manchester United sack Mourinho!

The Special One has been sacked by Man United! Sir Alex Ferguson decided to boot him out because he fears he is better than himself and that is forbidden at Utd. Jose kicked a water bottle in anger!

written by Jaggedone, 18 December 2016
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Birther Certificate

#BreakingNews: President Barack Obama Admits That Donald Trump's Birther Certificate Is Authentic

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 20 December 2016
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Rowling to Break Out

Rowling begins new franchises marketing her own fashion label, plus birthday cards, greeting cards, calendars and jewelry based on her drawings. "It's for literature and our investors," she explained.

written by Auntie Matter, 20 December 2016
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Jill Stein Petitions the Supreme Count for a Recount of Electoral College Vote

She cited irregularities in the voting and the fact that the delegates had been hacked by the Russians.

written by mikewadestr, 22 December 2016
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Rowling at Work on Two New Novels

An ounce of crap is crap. A ton of it is still crap.
But, if she keeps churning it out she will convince the sheeple for good that Potter emerged "fully formed" from her own teeming brain. It didn't.

written by Auntie Matter, 23 December 2016
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What Makes a Radical?

Self-hatred leading to a need for an 'identity'.
What is "identity".
Ego.
What is "ego"?
Conditioning + beliefs + self-delusions.

That's how you get a 'hero', a 'martyr', a tyrant.. an idiot.

written by Auntie Matter, 23 December 2016
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If Jesus Were to Return...

He'd be given a Papal Knighthood by Pope Francis... and a gold watch... for services rendered to the Catholic Church.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 December 2016
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.

written by Brandon South, 06 December 2016
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Russians Plant Fake News Story on The Spoof...

... and nobody noticed.

written by The Ruling Authority, 12 December 2016
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Trump Has to Go

"We wanted Hillary for president," say America's rich and powerful. "Somebody stuffed up. So Trump has to go. We will find a way. That is what democracy is all about."

written by Auntie Matter, 13 December 2016
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Victoria's Secret Model Lost at Sea.

Said an eye witness: "During the shoot, her incredible bikini body was simply slapped by a mighty wave and she was swept out to sea like a broken match stick. We never saw her again."

written by Auntie Matter, 14 December 2016
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The New GOP

Truth in advertising: Maybe the GOP ought to now stand for Grovelling Over Putin?

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 14 December 2016
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Madeleine McCann

A young woman resembling doomed child Madeleine McCann has been spotted in Krasnoyarsk, Russia.
Parents to visit.
BBC to make documentary of their journey for worldwide distribution.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 December 2016
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Geldof Condemns EEC

"It is ignoring the wishes of European citizens."

No kiddin' Bob?

Ever hear of the New World Order of which you are but a humble tool... as is your buddy Bono?

written by Auntie Matter, 16 December 2016
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Luke Piehawker

I was wondering if Luke Skywalker was instead named " Luke Piehawker, "in the new Star Wars movie " Attack of the Hemdroids? "

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 18 December 2016
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Farewell Aleppo

Aleppo and its irreplaceable relics is now reduced to rubble. 400,000+ dead, the vast majority civilians bombed in their sleep. Both sides claim 'victory'... whatever that might be.

written by Auntie Matter, 18 December 2016
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Tomorrow Never Dies?

A U.S. drone " Hemdroid," was seized by Chinese in the South China Sea in international waters.England is sending James Bond to investigate on the HMS Devonshire?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 18 December 2016
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