There were 110 spoof news snippets published in July 2015. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Facebook loose members to new offline social media service called pub.

The new offline social media service called pub which allows friends to interact in a building and drink beer has been launched in the uk.

written by Glen Jacobs, 18 July 2015
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John Travolta in "Greece Frightening!"

John is not to be reunited with Olivia in the latest blockbuster movie, Greece Frightening, she told producers to stuff their Drachmas where the sun don't shine, John didn't mind, he's broke anyway!

written by Jaggedone, 06 July 2015
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Jawohl we have a Pigclimber!

Basti Schweinsteiger has joined United and piggies all over Europe a oinking becasue he is a legendary Pigclimber! If he can do it so can all piggies, Grunt, grunt!

written by Jaggedone, 12 July 2015
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Greece saved from the abyss!

An army of 300 Spartans has saved Greece for going down the pot led by Ataturk who stopped them at the pearly gates of hell; Merkel gnashed her rather green teeth!

written by Jaggedone, 13 July 2015
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It's round, faraway & f'ing freezing!

Who really gives a f++k about Pluto? Obviously mad scientists do because they love throwing billions into outer space to prove what we all know; there aint nobody f'ing out there!

written by Jaggedone, 15 July 2015
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Balotelli for United!

I actually think Balotelli would be a great buy for United! Am I mad?

written by Jaggedone, 01 July 2015
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Cameron is a lying creep!

The Right Honorable David Cameron PM, proved today what the world already knew, politicians are a bunch of lying creeps and this idiot takes the biscuit while the poorest of the poor, get the crumbs!

written by Jaggedone, 09 July 2015
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Google buys Venus.

Internet giants Google are reported to have bought the planet Venus for an undisclosed fee. No one was available yesterday for comment.

written by Glen Jacobs, 18 July 2015
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British banned from committing suicide in switzerland.

The British will be banned from committing suicide in switzerland from May 2016, However the Swiss Government will allow the suicide of British MP's.

written by Glen Jacobs, 18 July 2015
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Obama Kicked Out Of Kenya, Visa Rescinded

President Obama left Kenya today after its President grew exasperated with Obama's incessant harping about "gay rights" during a visit that was supposed to be about security cooperation and trade.

written by Don Grapper, 26 July 2015
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Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.

written by Trinculoman, 29 July 2015
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F1 Women Drivers...Tut!

Dizzy blonde F1 driver Maria de Villota recalls she crashed hitting a tree. "It wasn't my fault" sha said "I beeped the horn!". Villota has since secured a job as a lollipop woman on a one way street.

written by The Big C O Jones, 30 July 2015
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Emperor Proclaims Cuba Is Part of the Empire & Announces A New Celebration

Barack I proclaimed Cuba is now part of his Empire. The Emperor also revealed that henceforward July will be KissACastroOnThe Ass month, so all dutiful serfs in the Empire had better pucker up PDQ.

written by Trinculoman, 01 July 2015
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Who Knew There Was A John Wick In Zen Actor Keanu Reeves?

The good news is that there are plans for a John Wick 2. After losing Diane Keaton to Jack Nicholson in Something's Gotta Give, (a loss that had to be rewarded) along comes John Wick.


written by K.C. Bell, 06 July 2015
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Illegal Immigrant Hammers Woman To Death In Minneapolis Park

An American graduate student called "mediocre" by her faculty adviser died today from a cardiac episode following multiple orgasms sustained while being pumped hard by Juan Chavez, an illegal alien.

written by Don Grapper, 11 July 2015
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US, Middle East Make Nuclear Pact

In a recent pact between the United States and Iran, the US gains full access to the country's Nuclear Program. Unfortunately once inside, all they found were over one million recycled GE Microwaves.

written by Xavier Fairbanks, 16 July 2015
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Ex-Congresswoman Demands More Body Parts ASAP

Ex-Cong, perpetual flap-jaw, & perennial Washington gadfly Jane Harmon spouts her demands to Planned Parenthood for more'n'better parts from aborted foetuses to treat her advancing case of Alsheimers.

written by Trinculoman, 20 July 2015
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All Fiorina's Fault

A major earthquake registering 12.9 on the Richter scale struck California from the epicenter located directly beneath Carly Fiorina's bed, and it happened at the exact same time she was having sex.

written by Dick Sheerer, 23 July 2015
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Stewardess Of The Month. Period.

A menstruating flight attendant suffering from jet-lag lost her mind and punctured the pilot's eardrum with her hairpin, pierced it into his brain and killed him - just in time for beverage service.

written by Dick Sheerer, 23 July 2015
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NYC Street Performance Canceled

A homeless vagrant lying in the gutter on the corner of Skid Row & Tin Pan Alley kept an audience spellbound with his entertaining antics - until the police arrested him for indecent exposure.

written by Dick Sheerer, 23 July 2015
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McConnell's Serves New Unhappy Meal

A disgruntled employee at a McConnell's restaurant stabbed his boss to death and put the dismembered body parts through a meat grinder, then cooked and served it with a milk shake and a side of fries.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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Ted Cruz Heats Up Fossil Fuel Debate

At the end of a 3-day filibuster against new oil industry regulations, Sen. Ted Cruz made a final point by dousing himself with gasoline and catching fire, shrieking in pain while he burned to death.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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Greece Returns To Power

After hitting bottom they had nowhere else to go but up so Greek officials scaled the cliffs to the summit of Mount Olympus where they convened to beseech the gods to exact vengeance on Angela Merkle.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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Fiorina Takes Over Microsoft

Carly Fiorina dropped her political plans to take the reigns of Microsoft Corporation. Her first step as CEO will be to fire everyone, sell all the stocks, and embezzle billions to buy the presidency.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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New Supreme Court Ruling

In a landmark decision to settle the frivolous lawsuit of Spoof v Goof the high court ruled in favor of the defense and Justice Anton Scalia pounded the plaintiff's head into the floor with his gavel.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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Kill Shot From Sun Hits Earth

A spectacular solar mass ejection hurled astronomical waves of thermonuclear radiation through space directly toward Earth and burned the planet into a charred cinder ball in just a matter of seconds.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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Big Apple - Rotten To The Core

At the behest of Rudi Juliani NY Gov. Cuomo ordered the National Guard to cordon off Manhattan and quarantine the island to keep the insanity epidemic inside the Big Asshole - oops, I meant Big Apple.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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Elon Musk Buys Space Station

High tech industrialist and SpaceXXX CEO Elon Musk paid an unprecedented $47,000,000,000.00 to purchase the International Space Station and convert it into the very first interstellar whorehouse.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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Peruvian Tribe "Untouched by Civilization"

A campaign has been launched to allow the recently discovered Peruvian tribe "untouched by civilization" to REMAIN UNTOUCHED BY CIVILIZATION as all of us 'touched' by 'civilization' are FUCKED UP.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 July 2015
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The Trumpolice

Donald Trump took his political campaign on the offensive by hiring off-duty SWAT team members for his own personal mercenary militia to round up illegal aliens and arrest them on Trumped up charges.

written by Dick Sheerer, 25 July 2015
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Missouri Refugees Flood Kansas

Lawrence, KS - Over 50,000 Missourians crossed the border into Kansas, fleeing civil war and genocide in their own state.

written by Don Grapper, 26 July 2015
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Pentagon "Concerned" After 300 Recruiting Stations Simultaneously Bombed

The Pentagon today said it is "looking into" the bombing of over 300 Army recruiting stations. "We are wondering what the soldiers working at these centers did to provoke the explosions."

written by Don Grapper, 26 July 2015
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Man can't believe country isn't the same as 30 years ago.

"Too many foreign people. Too many gays. Too many mental health issues. We didn't have any of those when I was growing up."

written by StevenPoland89, 27 July 2015
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New Law of Physics Discovered

Citing wrestler Hulk Hogan as evidence, renowned super genius Stephen Hawking proved that one's intellectual capacity decreases in direct proportion to increased physical strength and athletic ability

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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Mike Huckabee Sees God

GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee (Huckleberry Finn's illegitimate great grandson), claimed to be god almighty, swearing, "May god strike me dead if I'm lying". He hasn't been seen ever since.

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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US Victim of OPEC Coup

In a sneakily sinister scheme the Oil Pumping Evil Countries (OPEC) dropped the price of crude oil to two cents per barrel, then conquered the US when consumers choked to death from car exhaust fumes.

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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Self Righteous Wing Extremism

From the summit of Mt. Appalachia with arms raised skyward in a flagrant display of pompous pride and pretentiousness, self-ordained Pope Rick Santorum decreed that he and only he is holier than thou.

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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Bond Bound and Gagged

World famous secret agent James Bond took full responsibility for the fall of the British Empire. His ostentatious acts of sexual depravity, and indiscretions lead to the fall of Western democracies.

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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Snippets on Sale Again

Okay our last sale was so popular we ran clean out of snippets. So now were going to offer a buy-back program. 100 snippets for the price of 1, that's our final offer. Don't be shy watch them fly!

written by Jean Le Fete, 30 July 2015
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Pirates' Cruise Ship Snack Attack

A motley crew of swashbuckling pirates commandeered a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Somalia and demanded 10 million dollars until the buccaneers dined in the cafeteria and died of food poisoning

written by Dick Sheerer, 31 July 2015
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Grumpy Trumpy

Grumpy Trumpy made quite a squall,
Grumpy Trumpy had a great fall.
All of Ailes' minions and all of Ailes' pundits
Couldn't put his Party together again.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 31 July 2015
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It's a Shame about Shane

The anniversary of 80's TV star Paul Shane who died last year was celebrated today. Buried 80ft in the ground; the vicar asked attendees 'How Hi di hi?'. the mourners replying 'Very Low di Low'.

written by The Big C O Jones, 30 July 2015
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East-West Trade Pact Signed

Representatives from the US and China consummated a major economic agreement that allows China to dump cheap junk on American markets, and it permits the US to saturate China with expensive junk.

written by Dick Sheerer, 02 July 2015
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.

written by Dick Sheerer, 02 July 2015
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Greece to record their own version of the Grease soundtrack in attempt to solve debt crisis.

Tracks include:

Euro the One that I Want,
Hopelessly Devoted to the EU,
Greeced Banking,
Blue Doom,
It's Raining On Referendum Night,

& the timeless classic,

Economics School Dropout.

written by Simon Saunders, 02 July 2015
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Best of Five?

Princess Charlotte's Five Godparents Revealed.....Dopey. Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy....Doc and Happy reportedly well pissed off!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 05 July 2015
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Tour De France cyclist's non - taking of drugs

A cyclist in this year's Tour De France may be dope - free, it's emerged. However, the Swiss racer has tested positive for Lemsip. 'The guy's a slave to Paracetomol', says non - Swiss Doctor

written by Ella Davide, 05 July 2015
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Tour De France cyclist's non - taking of drugs

A cyclist in this year's Tour De France may be dope - free, it's emerged. However, the Swiss racer has tested positive for Lemsip. 'The guy's a slave to Paracetomol', says non - Swiss Doctor

written by Ella Davide, 05 July 2015
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Damon Albarn Carried Off Stage After Epic Set

Duracell endorsment package renegotiated.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 July 2015
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NME to be given away free.

The music paper has taken the decision after a survey showed that students were more likely to use freesheets such as The Metro for toilet paper rather than the traditional NME.

written by John_L, 06 July 2015
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Music Mogul Simon Cowell Distraught After The Death Of His Beloved Mother

It's believed Cowell will begin holding nationwide open auditions beginning early next month in his quest for a replacement mother. Followed by a new ITV show 'The Mum Factor.'

written by Simon Saunders, 10 July 2015
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Migrant Found Dead In Channel Tunnel

..............one down 300,000 to go!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 July 2015
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U.S. Treasury Files For Bankruptcy

U.S. Treasury Secretary Jacob Lew was summoned before a special session of the Senate Finance Committee to answer why he embezzled trillions of dollars and left the country bankrupt. He plead the 5th.

written by Dick Sheerer, 07 July 2015
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Trump Gives Rousing Campaign Speach

Donald Trump, the multi-billionaire slumlord known for his unsightly hair style, gave a speech screaming in a fit of rage about all the Mexican immigrant rapists and murderers working at his hotels.

written by Dick Sheerer, 08 July 2015
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Trump's Original Birth Certificate Found

While rummaging through the archives in the basement of the New York City Department of Public Health, an anonymous file clerk discovered the authentic certificate of birth for one Donald T. Rump.

written by Dick Sheerer, 08 July 2015
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Media Critics - Clinton CNN Interview "A Bomb"

Commentators at most news outlets are saying that Hillary Clinton's first interview as a Presidential candidate on CNN was tantamount to "her taking a massive shit on live television."

written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
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U.S. - Iran Nuclear Talks Stalled So John Kerry Can Take A Massive Shit

Talks between the US and Iran in Paris broke off early today after US Secretary of State John Kerry told those in attendance that he had to "take a huge shit." Talks will resume sometime tomorrow.

written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
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Croatian President Apologizes To Stripper's Father

The President of Croatia today called the father of a stripper he strangled at a Best Western in Zagreb and apologized for killing her. The father was not at home, so the President left a voicemail.

written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
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San Diego Zoo Officials Apologize For Releasing Lions And Gorillas

San Diego Zoo officials apologized today for letting lions and gorillas roam free during business hours. The lions killed over 100 people. The gorillas left the zoo entirely and are still at large.

written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
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Tall Man With Big Dick Doinks Thin Waisted Broad With Huge Tits

In a move that surprised no one, a tall man with a big wang humped a dumb girl with a thin waist and big tits in the parking lot just outside a club in Phoenix, Arizona at around 11:30 pm last night.

written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
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Trump Still GOP Frontrunner

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump continues his fever-pitch campaign running at breakneck speed to stay ahead of his opponents in the race of his life to escape the Mexicans chasing him.

written by Dick Sheerer, 09 July 2015
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Christie Pleads Innocent

In a precisely calculated political maneuver designed to forestall an impending inditement, soon to be impeached Governor and bald-faced liar Chris Christie claimed to be the namesake of Jesus Christ.

written by Dick Sheerer, 09 July 2015
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Santorum Boasts His Credentials

Sweatervest model turned GOP candidate for President of the United States of America and beyond Rick Santorum, in a flagrant breach of decorum, claimed in no uncertain terms that his shit don't stink.

written by Dick Sheerer, 09 July 2015
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Lynch Mob Hangs White Supremacists

An angry horde of black southerners lead by Attorney General Loretta Lynch, brandished clubs and pitchforks, chasing members of the Ku Klux Klan through the Bayou swamps and then hung them en mass.

written by Dick Sheerer, 09 July 2015
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Pope Excommunicated!

Former nightclub bouncer Jorge Mario Bergoglio, AKA "Pope Francis", was officially excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church for sacrilegious acts by refusing to participate its Satanic rituals.

written by Dick Sheerer, 10 July 2015
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Former Pope Under House Arrest

Joseph Ratzinger (alias Pope Benedict XVI) AKA "Benny The Rat", remains under house arrest in a dank dungeon under a house within the Vatican compound conjuring demons via child sacrifice Ex Cathedra.

written by Dick Sheerer, 10 July 2015
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Stewart & Colbert New Hosts On FOX

To comply with FOX's policy of "Fair and Balanced" commentary, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert both agreed to be fair to each other and share an equal balance of time for the same type of commentary.

written by Dick Sheerer, 11 July 2015
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Huge Blast Kills Tourist In Downtown St. Louis

St. Louis - An elderly tourist visiting St. Louis with her husband died yesterday from a heart attack after witnessing an area man unleashing a massive load while abusing himself on a park bench.

written by Don Grapper, 11 July 2015
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New God In Town

A nondescript suburban neighborhood with both electricity and running water, buzzed with curiosity as gossip spread rumors about a new god in town, then NRA members quickly shot the stranger to death.

written by Dick Sheerer, 11 July 2015
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Dickless Greek Parliamentarians Cave In To German Bankers Whose Grandfathers Were Most Likely Nazis

Just days after a resounding referendum in which Greek citizens rejected austerity terms proposed by Germany, the Greek parliament cut their dicks and balls off, then voted to accept those same terms.

written by Don Grapper, 11 July 2015
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Scientists Discover What Turns Women On

Scientists at the Mind Control Tavistock Institute, London had discovered what really turns women on. MONEY! It swiftly dilates pupils, excites brain and removes inhibitions. Does the same to men too apparently.

written by Auntie Matter, 12 July 2015
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Teenager Electrocuted On Train Is Named

Dick Heaad.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 July 2015
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Football Pitch-Length Fatberg Found In Wales

Eric Pickles denies visiting Powys.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 July 2015
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Drug Lord Sentenced To Freedom

Mexican drug cartel CEO Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was condemned to spend the remainder of his life in freedom. The gang leader threw himself upon the mercy of the court and threw money at the judge.

written by Dick Sheerer, 14 July 2015
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Don Juliani Joins GOP Race

Former New York Mayor-turned-mob boss Rudi "The Godfather" Juliani jumped into the fray of presidential contenders vowing to rid the world of terrorism using drones armed with nuclear warheads.

written by Dick Sheerer, 14 July 2015
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Secure Zone At Calais To Tackle Migrant Crisis

............surely more cost effective to buy a box of grenades?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 July 2015
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IRS Executives Arrested.

Washington: Forty three Leading IRS executives were this morning arrested in a raid on the ir IRS HQ. They will be charged with treason. conspiracy to defraud and grand theft as no law has ever been passed enabling them to gather 'income tax'.

written by Auntie Matter, 14 July 2015
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DC Escapees At Large

A nationwide manhunt is underway to track down two escapees from the psychiatric ward of a maximum insecurity facility in Washington DC. The names of the lunatics are John Boener and Mitch McConnell.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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Sanders Speech Disturbs Former FBI Chief

While hearing the hell-raising democrat Bernie Sanders give one of his classic campaign speeches at Arlington National Cemetery, former FBI Director J.Edgar Hoover rolled over in his grave. Don't RIP.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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White House Eviction

Offensive GOP lawmakers passed a bill and over-rid the president's veto, clearing the way to serve an eviction notice that requires the Obamas to vacate the White House and move into a Black House.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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High Tribunal Upholds Lucifer's Law

An unelected cadre of ominous inquisitors clad in long black robes emerged from the shadows mumbling Satanic chants and gave a thumbs-up signal upholding ritualistic child sacrifices through abortion.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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Christie's Holiday Plan Fizzles Out

A permit filed at the NY City Events Commission for the Goodyear blimp to be replaced by Chris Christie at the Labor Day Parade was denied because just one fart would crash him like the Hindenburg.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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Secret Oval Office Quorum

President Obama invited his spiritual adviser to meet with members of his inner circle in the Oval Office and conduct a séance to invoke the spirits of JFK and Marilyn Monroe and to watch them fuck.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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Facebook Replaces Bible

ROME- His most pompous Pope Francis issued a decree for the sanctification of Facebook, making the omnipresent website portal a digital tabernacle with direct access to Mark Zukerburg, the antichrist.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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Christie's Drought Relief Plan

To garner support in his bid for the presidency Chris Christie offered a novel proposition to help drought-stricken areas by flying over western states and urinating down on the parched earth below.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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Santorum's Celibacy Solution

Former sex abuse victim-turned cock-chop crusader Rick Santorum swore to god on a stack of Bibles that if elected president he will order the immediate penis amputations of all male democrats.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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Muhammad Ali Torture Yeilds Confession

Interrogators tortured former boxer Muhammad Ali and forced him to confess his plot to crash a single-engine Piper Cub airplane into Trump Tower. He was then awarded a consolation prize and sent home.

written by Dick Sheerer, 16 July 2015
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Bill Gates Donates Prized Possession

In a move to end all the ills of the world in one fell swoop Microsoft CEO and philanthropist Bill Gates made the ultimate sacrifice by relinquishing his left testicle and dispersing it among the poor

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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Sarah Palin Victim Of Shark Attack

An ill-timed swim in shark-infested waters off the coast of Alaska caused a feeding frenzy when sharks tore huge chunks of flesh from the breast and buttocks of menstruating matriarch Sarah Palin.

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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The Story Of The Century

Media outlets around the world including every print publication, broadcasting network, and internet portal, are reporting the most sensational news story in the history of journalism. Not The Spoof.

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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Disaster Prediction Accurate

Scientists are absolutely certain that a series of cataclysmic events will occur next month including holocausts, Armageddons, and apocalypses. You may send your money to The Spoof for safe keeping.

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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Carly Fiorina Scent To Pope Francis

While attending a solemn mass with Pope Francis at the Sistine Chapel to pay homage in commemoration of the patron saint of impurity, Carly Fiorina let loose a long, loud, wet, and malodorous fart.

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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U.S. Newest IPO

Wall Street Brokerage firms are popping champagne corks anticipating making a killing from the latest public listing. Shares in The United States of America, Inc. are currently trading at -$00.0002.

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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Rail workers near-miss with 100mph train

....."what der feck was dat!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 July 2015
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ATF Issues New Rules

Officials at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fire Arms mailed notices to every U.S. citizen announcing that all beer, cigars, and assault rifles will now be available at 50% off the regular price.

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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Rubio In Exile

Marco "Cholo" Rubio was apprehended in a Miami ghetto, handcuffed, beaten, and detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents pending his deportation right back to Cuba where he belongs.

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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Decoy Saves Trump

A Mexican hit squad stormed into the lobby of Trump Tower and opened fire on a cardboard replica of Donald Trump while Mr. Trump hid in the janitor's closet like the sniveling coward that he truly is.

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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Lindsay Graham On Iraq Mission

Republican senator Lindsay Graham flew to Iraq and met with the leaders of ISIS to discuss joining their army and volunteer his services as a suicide bomber - a position for which he is well qualified

written by Dick Sheerer, 17 July 2015
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Rachel Dolezal Opens Up to Therapist

"I never actually believed myself to be black", she confided. "This whole charade just seemed to be the quickest, easiest way to land a humongous dick between my thighs."

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 18 July 2015
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