There were 173 spoof news snippets published in April 2015. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Plastic Goon Show arrives in Salford!

Last night the British public were mesmerised by a bunch of plastic Goons who will soon be running the country, the real Goons RIP, will be turning in their graves devastated at the thought!

written by Jaggedone, 03 April 2015
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Vatican refuse entry to French gay ambassador!

Pope Francis has forbidden a gay French ambassador from becoming the French rep to the Vatican. Pope Francis said, "we don't mind gay priests, but ambassadors, no, no messieur!" Is that hypocrisy?

written by Jaggedone, 10 April 2015
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Gay penguin book banned in US!

US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about a gay penguin couple adopting a baby! Elton John has protested and begged Penguin books to reissue the book in San Quentin!

written by Jaggedone, 13 April 2015
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Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pens!

Farmer Fiddler thought he had "hey diddled" the council by building a castle without permission and was ordered to demolish it, but being a great Fiddler, his castle is now a luxury piggy B & B!

written by Jaggedone, 16 April 2015
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Zebras break loose in Belgium!

I just crossed them with a Beatle and got a donkey!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2015
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Sheepdog drives tractor on motorway!

A sheepdog was seen driving a tractor down the M74 and it's owner was also seen barking at his herd, they ignored him of course, the farmer not the dog!

written by Jaggedone, 22 April 2015
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Next Round of Iran Nuclear Talks Start Next Week At Secret New Location

Best bet it's either inside the defunct Chernobyl reactor or the fucked-up Fukishima plant in Japan

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Hillary in Chappaqua Prepares for Congressional Hearing

Ensconced in her Purda chamber--required by her Arab backers--at home, The Hillary prepares for her appearance at the Benghazi Committee hearing. Her opening statement: "A cyber-canine ate my emails."

written by Trinculoman, 02 April 2015
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During the Iran-will-nukem Discussions A New Role Identified for Kerry

Inking a charade-deal with Iran,Foreign Minister Kerry's next job will employ him directly in Tehran. He'll be used as a floor mop for the Ayatollah's latrine with his follicular top amply in service.

written by Trinculoman, 03 April 2015
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Rare Honors Are Conferred Upon Senator Reid

Nev. Senator Harry Reid received a unique distinction yesterday. He was acclaimed by both Prevaricators Intl and by The Rev. Jim Jones Society as Liar and Asshole of the Year, respectively. Well done.

written by Trinculoman, 04 April 2015
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Trolls here!

Trolls have reemerged and are determined to drag The Spoof back into the depths of satirical hell, no f'ing way! Spoofers unite now! Je Suis Le Spoof, off with their heads!

written by Jaggedone, 07 April 2015
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Paul Blart, Mall Cop, Asked to Join the Avengers

Paul Blart, Mall Cop, was asked to fill a hole in the Avengers due to the disappearance of Ant Man.

written by Al N., 17 April 2015
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"

written by Al N., 17 April 2015
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President Obama Almost Shot by White Cop

President Obama was fired upon by a white cop in Ferguson, Missouri but luckily wasn't hurt. "I just saw a black guy in the middle of a bunch of white people and couldn't control myself" he said.

written by Al N., 19 April 2015
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Republicans Send Letter to Iran Telling Them Obama Sleeps With a Night Light

The Republicans sent a letter to the Iranians reminding them not to make any deals with Obama since he'll be out of office soon and because he used to wet the bed and still sleeps with a night light.

written by Al N., 20 April 2015
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Tom Cruise and John Travolta Quit Scamatology to Become Mormons

"Ya, like I was like totally blown away you know man by the magic tablets" said John Travolta, while Tom Cruise just grinned and said "Two words. Mormon Underwear."

written by Al N., 25 April 2015
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Word Etymology #2

Fundamentalist
from the Latin 'fundament',meaning buttocks and 'ist', meaning 'one who thinks with'.

written by The Ruling Authority, 29 April 2015
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Worst Time for Being a Parent

Scientists have discovered that the worst time for being a parent is roughly nine months after falling pregnant.

written by Auntie Matter, 01 April 2015
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Gaza man hoodwinked into selling Banksy mural for $10

Apologises profusely and begs forgiveness, damn silly etching wasn't worth more than three bucks

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Guys, I am so cut up about that headline defendant tells jury in response to verdict:

'Ex-cop gets ATE years for cutting up man he met on cannibalism website'

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Drunk man steals forklift to retrieve crashed duck

Correction! i think that should read 'crashed truck'.

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Woman who stabbed boyfriend after he ate all the salsa pleads mitigation

Says she would have shot him instead but had run out of bullets

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Palestinian Authority becomes member of International Criminal Caught

Ok, if you're being really pedantic that should read 'Court'

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Pet store owner charged in deaths of brothers asphyxiated by 10ft python

Cops utterly reject claims that a Mexican Rattle Snake put him up to it

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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So what's inside Melissa Rivers' tribute book to Joan ?

Half a dozen empty coke wraps and an IOU for a hundred bucks

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Jesse Kornbluth says his book's threesome tale is just twat

Can't say I disagree!

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Ryan Reynolds wants daughter to work as a flight attendant or barista

that's shorthand for 'NOT a hooker' and 'NOT a dealer'

written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
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Easter and Ignorance

99% of Christians are unaware that the Hollywood classic (The Ten Commandments) is totally unrelated to the Easter holiday.

written by Harry Klondike, 04 April 2015
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Lois Lerner Creates Shrine to Worship Her Idols

Unindicted IRS criminal Lerner spared no expense in creating her basement grotto shrine to worship Police State Chief Holder and Emperor Barack I. Funding came from tax surcharges on Koch Brothers.

written by Trinculoman, 04 April 2015
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Bubba Clinton Says He'll Keep Low Profile in The Hillary Campaign

Bill declares he will take care of remote and back office intern position arrangements while Hillary keeps herself burka'ed in purda at the beck and call of Her Arab handlers. Bubba be pleased, y'all.

written by Trinculoman, 09 April 2015
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"London Gatwick Obviously" Emphasises Oil Discovery Under Gatwick Airport

'A well near Gatwick airport could yield 158 million barrels of oil.' said a spokesman for "London Gatwick Obviously". 'Piping it directly to the planes would significantly reduce travel costs.'

written by Swan Morrison, 09 April 2015
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Missing City of Glasgow - friends and relatives getting through on mobiles.

Relatives and friends of the population from the missing city of Glasgow claim they are getting through to numbers and voicemail on mobile networks. Flicker of hope for millions.

written by LEDHEAD, 10 April 2015
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Pope takes lead as millions pray for return of missing City of Glasgow.

Pope Francis offered hope and prayers to the missing city of Glasgow this morning from his balcony at the Vatican as thousands stood silent below with candles cherishing his every word.

written by LEDHEAD, 10 April 2015
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Billy Connolly mourns loss of Glasgow.

Comedian Billy Connolly who uses Glasgow anecdotes as part of his stand up show says he's in shock at Glasgow disappearing. Speaking from New York, he blamed those wee North Korean buggers.

written by LEDHEAD, 10 April 2015
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Craigspisst inundated as Jihadis post job ad for press officers, teachers and bomb builders

Free medical insurance guaranteed for the first week of service, after that it's all do-it-yourself.

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Pussy Cat shocked on power pole falls 50 feet, survives

Owners say Fluffy really got so spooked after seeing neighbors' dog frolicking in an outdoor hot tub he just darn well fell off his lofty perch

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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WTF 'Ex-TV pitchman unrepentant after kicking owl while paragliding' ?

Gotta be a spoof headline, everyone knows owls just do not paraglide

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Obama and Castro face to face meeting to restore ties

Castro Jr to get the Hermes blue and gold silk cravat while Obama goes for the black dickie bow

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Bloomberg formally knighted by UK

Queen Elizardbirth bestows the Order of the Sticky Wicket for keeping schtum about Prince Andrew's hos

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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'Feminist' Hillary Clinton is simply a tool says GOP stink tank

Expect plenty more revelations about her machinations with Dunfay's accouncement about her presidential run

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Biden puts Bloomberg's pacifier in his mouth

That's one way of making sure he keeps schtum!

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Mission Unflossable?

Poor dental hygiene said to be behind Tom Cruise delay to start of filming new movie

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Broadway's 'Wolf Hall' is beautiful but boring because it was written by a fat slag

And that's the best review of this $50m production, sorry to, disappoint you guys

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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The Pious Prick?

New biography claims Nostradomous had an enormous penis and used it at leat twice for monetary gain. One client is purported to be male. He was, however demure about his appendage....

written by Harry Klondike, 13 April 2015
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Emperor Attends Dictator Seminar From Master Mentor

Barack I was delighted to get indepth dictatorial guidance from his new mentor, Raoul Castro.Specially of interest was the Cuban Thug's approach to "political" prisoners.DOJ troopers prepare in haste.

written by Trinculoman, 13 April 2015
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The Hilary Makes Early Announcement of VP Running Mate

She names Wahabi Ibn Atta as her 2016 running mate.It's historic--first time an Islamic terrorist will be on a Presidential ticket. Good for ISIS,cuz there will be no delays to get In-US target data.

written by Trinculoman, 13 April 2015
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Rand Paul Announces His Approach to Foreign Policy

Candidate Paul asserts in his Presidency US will dispense with all Foreign Policy matters, declaring: "We'll all git out to the holler 'n' brew sum Kaintuck moonshine! Daddy's nutso recipe kicks ass!"

written by Trinculoman, 15 April 2015
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Socially Awkward Deduction Worried No One Will Take Her On This Year's Return

...but concerned about being seen as EZ.

written by Jeff Watts, 15 April 2015
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Hollywood Buzz Reveals Senator Harry Reid's Next Career Move

Soon-to-be-retiring Reid is jumping into Movie Biz. Word is he's been signed to appear as an arch villain in the next Bond flick. Harry will be portraying Bond's new nemesis, Ernst Stavro Blowwank.

written by Trinculoman, 15 April 2015
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Incontinence pad used by Pope Francis auctioned off for $30K

Vatican taking da piss with its holy relics program

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Exotic dancing spoof discovered in Florida mansion

Sounds like Bargis Tryhol caught pirouetting The Nutcracker

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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18th-century sex toy unearthed at school of swordfish

Correction! that should read 'at school of swordmanship'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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South Carolina abduction thwarted because suspect couldn't shit sticks

Er, 'couldn't drive stick shift'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Hillary's father's tombstone razed to the ground

Poor sucker turning in his grave at the idea of Hillary 2016

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Kissing cab hos gobsmacked at inclusion in Clinton campaign vid

Prior arrangement with live porn streaming company throwing up all kindsa copyright issues

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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WTF 'The evolution of Emma Watson?'

Jumped up non-entity now a hasbeen as Harry Potter movies become old hat

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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'Fault in Our Stars' author's Indiana home 'is listing'

Second thoughts, make that 'is being listed'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Lil Wayne's former driver accuses rapper of threatening to chill him

Dastardly stuff, LW!

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Uptight Israeli ultra-Orthodox Jews cut Kim Kardashian from photo

Women don't have a soil in Judaism, besides KK is an old slag in the first place

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Kendall Jenner goes topless, 'soon maybe headless'

IS Jihadis reckon a spot of beheading is coming next

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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UN chief gives Daniel Craig special emission to eliminate mines

The project will commence after mignight, Mr Bond, so it will be a nocturnal emission

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Woman says she was forced to take the piss in jail cell after drinking 'Bahama Mamas'

Mock my taste in booze and see how I redecorate your jail cell walls

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Psycho-killer wolverine escapes from New Jersey porn shoot

Lock your pussies, guys, she's got a taste for raw meat

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Man standing outside Papaya Dog is stabbed in head with a Screwdriver

Such terrible luck the guy's having, last week he got hit in the chops by a Manhattan, And previously a Bloody Mary.

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Bill De Blasio defends his decision not to endorse Hillary

Endorsements start at $100,000 and rise thru to $500,000. No IOUs accepted.

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Nokia confirms acquisition fucked-up French telecom company

Money for old rope acquistion soumds like a desperate tax saving ploy

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Inhumane Society wants Neiman Marcus 'faux' fur probe

Says too many damn Alsatians are going missing before ending up as fun fur stoles on the catwalk

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Word Etymology #1

Ideology
Early 16th century corruption of idiocy. Orig. from Gaelic idjit.

written by The Ruling Authority, 16 April 2015
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Pope Ends Battle With American Catholic Nuns' Group

Loses five hands of poker to the Sisters of the Immaculate Deception plus three crates of holy communion whine

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Judges Hear Challenge to Obama's Climate Effort Stuff

A whole lotta hot air from presidential asshole could entirely demolish Obama's slant

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Woman driver blames coffee-drinking parrot for car smash

That's what happens when a caffeine-high macaw gets behind the wheel at rush hour on the beltway

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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City of Detroit sues 'wrong church' over $170K power bill

Now being counter-sued by the First Hellfire Tabernacle of Mysterious Saints for defamation

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Giacometti sculpture poised to sell for record $130 million

A bit over priced considering it's only a copy and at least another five are out there

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Man tossed through window by NYPD cop gets 'lousy' $120K settlement

Everyone knows the going rate starts at $100k for hurt feelings, never mind the plate glass lacerations and broken legs

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Man wins $14.7M after hand was crushed in garbage compactor

That's one hell of a way to swoop on the Powerball jackpot - and it's all tax freak

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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$5m book advance boosts Governor Cuomo's annual income

Must be some awesome kiss-n-tell revelations abou his divorce from Kerry Kennedy for all that filthy lucre to land in his lap

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Bill and Chirlaine De Blasio coughed up just $44K in taxes for 2014

Maybe the couple have a touch of amnesia about all those PetroEcuador dividend checks checking into their Caribbean checking accounts?

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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'Star Wars: The Farce Awakens' trailer debuts in LA

Preview show delayed by five hours as Harrison Ford crash lands his Piper Cessna at a Glendale golf course

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Dating site for cheaters looks to raise $200M in IOO

Wall Street rumor mill says Bill Clinton just appointed to the Executive Board

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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More Force, Less Fat

The New Jedi Order have issued a galaxy-wide report which clearly states the weight restrictions for would-be recruits. 'More Force, Less Fat' is their logo for this cycle.

written by Nate John Won, 18 April 2015
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A Smiley Suite

Anthropologists have discovered what they believe to be the earliest set of playing cards, in a recently opened Egyptian casket. The 65 card set contains an extra suite - a smiley face.

written by Nate John Won, 18 April 2015
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Hound Dog Sound Dog

Ben-Jamin the North-West radio broadcast enthusiast had a rude awakening today when testing his portable studio. He tweaked the frequency one notch too far and was set upon by 5 neighbourhood dogs.

written by Nate John Won, 18 April 2015
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Scamatology Won't Let Bill Cosby Join

Scamatology, still reeling from the Going Clear documentary exposing their craziness and top secrets, has banned beleaguered comedienne Bill Cosby from joining due to his "bad press."

written by Al N., 19 April 2015
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Media Coverage-- About Gays, Gay Marriage, and Feaux-"Religious-Freedom" Discrimination-- Abruptly Ends

"With that subject there's nothing much to report on anymore," said an unnamed AP reporter. "There are bigger more important issues going on in the world. Plus, social conservatives have dropped it."

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Congressional Republicans Praise Administration,Sec. of State Kerry, on Iran Talks

"We don't want Iran to have a nuclear weapon either. We think an incentive agreement which allows the world to inspect and enforce this is a great idea," said a prominent Republican lawmaker.

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Bush, Clinton Donate 50% Of Their Massive Campaign Funds To Charity & Towards Paying Off The National Debt

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written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Mainstream News Media Eases Up On 2016 Presidential Election

"19 months away and we've been talking about it since Obama was sworn in," said a cable news exec. "We're going to let this thing flesh out for a year or so before we speculate and prognosticate."

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Large Group Of ISIS Fighters Defect

"We're not so sure about some of the stuff we've been told, both by our holy books and by our commanders and recruiters," an anonymous dissatisfied fighter was quoted as saying.

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Yahoo Website Receives Journalism Award

"This speaks to our constant diligence and fact-checking, the talents of our fluid writers, and our straightforward headlines," said CEO Marissa Mayer.

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Groups And Factions Upset Over Harmful Label

"We think the term 'PC Police' is demeaning; an inflammatory label which offends," said some nanny from some stupid advocacy group.

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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New Video Game Inspires Hope In Some Parents

"I've heard that in this game your child can pick a character, join up with other characters, and explore back yards, creeks, and play sports outside. Good graphics. Promising," said a mother of 4.

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Police Officers Show Restraint, Use Proportionate Force

Recently, a police officer assessed the situation and didn't end up killing anybody. An arrest was made. The perp did not resist and thus was not even beaten up.

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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97% of Climatologists Fudged Data, Proven Wrong

As scientific fraud of massive proportions is unraveled, climatologists all over the world 'feel the heat'. "Even the NASA photographs of the Earth's poles were doctored," said an investigator.

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Loretta Lynch Confirmed As New Attorney General

"We thought the highest law enforcement officer in the land was an important position," said Mitch McConnell. "We put it to the floor and confirmed her nomination. It wasn't rocket science."

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Ted Cruz Apologizes For Fear Mongering, Pandering, Distorting

"I've realized the error of my ways," said Cruz. "I'm running a more sensible campaign now."

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Jeb Bush Throws Brother Under The Bus

"I love my brother but the guy was a sh***y f***ing President. One of the worst ever. I'm not like him. I let facts dictate my decisions. He sucked. Everyone knows it. Even his supporters."

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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New Infrastructure And R&D Bill Passes Both Houses With Ease

"This is how America achieved her status as an economic superpower Post WWII. More jobs, new technology,better roads/bridges/water systems/power grids. A no-brainer really," said everyone in Congress.

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Daily Pot Smoker Abstains on "4/20"

Asked to comment, he said, "I wanted the day to be different and special."

written by Angelo Thomas, 20 April 2015
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Republicans Reveal They Have Evidence Obama is Stockpiling WMDs

Dick Cheney revealed that the Republican Party has proof that Obama is stockpiling weapons of mass destruction and the army should be called in to invade the White House.

written by Al N., 20 April 2015
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Bourbon theft ring networked at mothball games?

Correction! make that softball games!

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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