Spoof news snippets from Thursday 8 May 2014
Church of Scamatology Using Super-Powers to Hold Back Spring
Scamatology's Diminutive Despot announced that the Church would be using its powers to hold back Spring until further notice. Once proper fealty is given to the church, Spring will return.
Scamatology To Build "Ideal Org" in Ukraine
In exciting world news, it was announced that the Church of Scamatology will build one of their Ideal Orgs(commonly called "Ideal Morgues" because of their relative emptiness)in the unstable Ukraine.
A Benghazi Minute
I sat down (Benghazi) to watch (Benghazi) FOX (Benghazi) News and was sitting (Benghazi) for about two (Benghazi) minutes before I saw still another (Benghazi) story about--you guessed it--Benghazi.