Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 7 May 2014
Operation Yew Tree - latest arrests
Roger De Coursey and Matthew Corbett have been arrested as part of the celebrity sex offenders campaign, operation Yew Tree because they've been sticking their hands up bear arses.
Tom Daly refuses to dive
Tom Daly has refused to dive in the UK Championships in Workington, because it is a hard water area.
A therapist in Brighton has ceased using flood therapy when one client with chrometophobia walked away a very rich man.
Recently a man driving a vehicle collided with a van carrying a supply of flour. The vehicle driver absconded before authorities got to query him. Public are asked to look for abominable snowman.