Spoof news snippets from Saturday 3 May 2014
Black is black apparently
A chimney sweep from Sheffield has been banned from particpating in a charity marathon because he is too black. "This would give him an unfair advantage" said the chief organiser. Run that by me again
Madness befits ex PM
In a fit of pique, former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair has detonated an IED under the Houses of Parliament in order to let them know how mad he is at the rumour mongering amongst Labour pollies
Blair and Nigel
Ex British PM, Tony Blair, has admitted he had an affair with Nigel Farage of the UKIP. "Nigel was most hospitable and he complimented me on my bottom" declared Blair. Farage refused to say anything.