Spoof news snippets from Thursday 29 May 2014
Wet Wet Wet
A classic song by Billy Ocean has been re-released after being used in a new TV advert for KY Jelly. Promoters are certain that "Love Really Hurts Without You" will hit the number one spot this week.
Mice and men
A Church of England rector, David Althorpe, has been kidnapped by a gang of field mice. The calculating rodents are asking for a ransom of 300 kilos of Edam cheese and 400 kilos of Swiss cheese. Oh!!