Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 28 May 2014
Con Vinced Deputy Clegg Shot Beside Oak Tree
Polish, Indian and Pakistan, etc, immigrants rush to join Customs!
Members of other ethnic minorities living in the UK have been rushing to join the Customs Authorities because they don't like Rumanians/Bulgarians either and refuse to share a piece of the cake!
Merkel wlecomes UKIP into Europe!
Angie Merkel has welcomed UKIP into Europe with open arms because now other Europeans can call Brits Nazis instead of pointing the finger every time a Rumanian is refused asyl in Germany!
UKIP leader accepts the fact he's a top wanker!
After making huge strides in the European elections, the UKIP leader has officially declared that he's a top wanker now just like Cameron and Clegg!
UKIP bomb Romania
Lancaster bombers have been spotted over Romania, The Romanian airforce were caught with their pants down because their wives were too busy making elastic bands in Birmingham!
French police raid Calais
Asylum seekers in Calais hoping to reach England and mega benefits have been raided by French police, put in straight jackets and shipped off to loony bins; UKIP ordered the attack!
Obama National Security Crew Reveals Name of Afghanistan CIA Station Chief
Inept National Security Obama team lapsed inadvertently into "full transparency" over the weekend by releasing the name of the CIA Afghan Station Chief to the press. Score another one for the bozos!
Minogue sisters arrested over attempted bribery
The Minogue sisters, Dannii and Kylie, have been arrested over charges of attempted bribery of a disabled citizen.
It is alleged the pair attempted to bribe a disabled person with flowers.