Spoof news snippets from Monday 26 May 2014
David Moyes sounded out about Lib Dem job.
While Nick Clegg maintains that he won't resign there are rumors that some senior Lib Dems have been sounding out former Man U manager as a replacement.
Eminent Authority Opines on Obama's Memorial Day Address
"Having Obama give an address honoring fallen Veterans is like having a vole squeek while caissons roll past carrying slain warriors to Valhalla on a rutted road." M Voltaire
Scientist and skeleton
A scientist has discovered a dinosaur skeleton under his bed. He was surprised at first until he realised he built the thing when he was twelve years of age. Ha, even scientists fool themselves.