Spoof news snippets from Saturday 24 May 2014
Levi's CEO Advises Not Washing Jeans
He also recommends wearing a clothespin on your nose at all times.
Rapper Flo Rida to Wed
Last night, rapper Flo Rida announced his engagement to his long time companion, hip-hop queen I da Ho. Though the couple has yet to set a wedding date, they plan to spend their honeymoon in Dahomey.