Spoof news snippets from Friday 23 May 2014
Persons describing themselves as "wickedly boring" have converged on the town Huddersfield in an attempt to drive the local populace to tedium. So far two thousand seven hundred people have succumbed.
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A Bolton man has admitted he ate his brother-in-law's fine dining chair. Saying "I ate it with shallotts done in a wonderful garlic sauce", the man refused to apologise because he's non repentant.
Eminent Authority Opines on Continued Tenure of VA Secretary Shinseki
"The Secretary's continuing time in his office will be as brief as that of a fly's hiccup after taking a bite from a turd." M Voltaire
VA Secretary Caught with POTUS in Open Mike Exchange
Wash-Secy Shinseki was heard commenting to Obama not to sweat those Vet deaths due to lack of treatment at VA hospitals:"Boss, they're a lot more boobs out there who will sign up."Obama:"Yeah,Ditto!"
Michael Sam traded to Packers
In an incredibly ironic twist, openly gay football player, Michael Sam, was traded by the St. Louis Rams to the Greenbay Packers.