Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 20 May 2014
Quentin Tarantino Publishes Autobiography.
"It's Okay to Murder People" he calls it. Foreword by Charles Manson, illustrated by George Bush. Published by Lucifer Press. Buy one, get one free.
Britain seems to be set on sending more politicians to Europe who don't want to be there because nobody wants to live next door to them in this country.
Manager at West Ham is now likely to be Moyes or Rednapp as Allardyce finds blowing 0-0 bubbles in East London is winning him few friends.
Eminent Authority Opines on a Malady of American Culture
The obsession with celebrity is a cancerous tumor that has rendered terminal American culture. M Voltaire
Eminent Authority Assesses Obama Administration's Lack of Accountability
"Expecting the President and his minions to take responsibility for their government's failures and incompentencies is like expecting a toddler to clean his own ass and change his diaper."M Voltaire
Naming a Lake Tahoe Cove after Legendary Author Nixed
Due to protest from a Native American tribe,a proposal to name part of Lake Tahoe after Mark Twain was dropped, provoking a from-the-grave tweet by Twain: "Name the damn place Injun Joe's piss pool!"