Spoof news snippets from Thursday 15 May 2014
Pentagon planning for Zombie Apocalypse...
To save the world, anything walking, speaking, thinking or eating anything at all... will be killed on site.
Film at 11.
Hero hamster saves child from diamondback attack.
Cute, chubby little pet that gnawed rattler off snake's tail to save kid, now to be sued by PETA for cruelty...
VA Chief Breaks Down at Senate Hearing
VA head Eric Shinseki broke down and cried as he offered remarks at Vet Affairs Senate hearing this morning. Plaintively wailing "I can't take it anymore," Shinseki was led away by his aide-de-camp.
CNN in secret talks with hijackers to make flight go missing
"Anything to improve ratings" says CEO of CNN.
Godzilla holding out for better contract before signing on for sequel
More to follow...
Final Hobbit film's end credits to be turned into HBO mini-series
"Evil" Sat Nav leads innocent drivers to grizzly death
"Kardashians Take Over Crimea" TV series cancelled due to insensitivity accusations
Fishing for PMs
An amateur fisherman has landed the catch of his life. Yes he caught former Prime Minister Tony Bair while fishing on rocks at Torquay. "Wow a live one that breed!" said the man excitedly. Ho hum.