Spoof news snippets from Sunday 11 May 2014
Former Governor Jesse Ventura Reveals the True Location of Malaysian Flight 370
Appearing on CNN to scoop everybody else,he showed a Photoshopped pic of the plane on former President Bush's Texas ranch,then screamed that he is leading a band of "Truther" commandos to recover it.
VA Bureaucrats Who Faked Vet Treatment Data Are Now Seeking Cover
VA administrators who got bonuses by false reporting while ailing vets died are using their "death funds" to find somewhere to escape from SealTeam 6 which has sortied on a search and destroy mission.
Hitler moustache is now OUT!
The popular Hitler moustache is now OUT in Austria and been replaced by a super Tranny supporting a full beard. Austrian men have at last found their feminine side and Hitler turned in his grave!
Gillette have been banned by Austrian men
Shaving experts, Gillette, are not welcome in Austria after a Tranny with a beard won a shit song contest, Austrian men are now demanding that every male must come out and wear a beard in solidarity!
van Gaal is Double Dutch!
Louis van Gaal is Double Dutch, the Man Utd choice to replace Moyes has told the English press to stuff themselves already proving that he is insane enough to take the job!
Transvestites without bears banned from gay bars in Vienna!
Tranvestites must wear beards if they wish to enter the gay world in Vienna, if they attempt to enter a gay bar shaven they will be rejected because it is too feminine!
New Wave rolls across Europe; the gay, bearded, transvestite look!
A new fashion has hit Europe and many men are now dressing up as women and growing beards, the fashion started in Vienna after Mozart was depicted in an evening dress with his wig stuck on his chin!
Beards are in in Austria!
Unshaven tranis are the new Viennese delight!