Spoof news snippets from Saturday 10 May 2014
Conchita was always going to win Eurovision, they're biased towards transvestites; even their website was Eurovision.tv
Hillary Clinton's State Department Balked on Labelling Boko Haram as Terrorists
Secretary Clinton failed to identify the thuggish gang Boko Haram as terrorists. First personally, then internationally, she served as an enabler of activities resulting in violence against women.
Ravel's Opera Discovered
An opera by Ravel called 'The Nightmare' has been found about Sam Allardyce being sacked by West Ham to become manager of Queen's Park Rangers just after Ravel has signed a contract to play for QPR.