Spoof news snippets from Thursday 1 May 2014
Redskins Becoming Featherheads
Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise will be changing its nickname to the Featherheads
Malaysian Plane found: Yep, it crashed!
Moments after the relatives were told to go home from the Beijing hotel Tuesday, the Malaysian government came forth with new evidence saying that the plane had crashed and suck it.
Pardew Butts Out
Alan Pardew has admitted he is fighting for his job. I suppose it's better than fighting David Myler.
When will you ever answer Mr Cameron?
Agoraphobia sufferer beats fear after 48 years.
Unfortunately on her first trip out Nigel Farage canvasing in the street, suffered a sever relaps and is now locked in the coal cellar.