There were 1,299 spoof news snippets published in March 2014. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Michelle Obama's Family Tree

Michelle Obama has disclosed that she is distantly related to famed California attorneys Gloria and Ginger Allred.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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Wyoming Has Its Reasons

It is illegal in the state of Wyoming to utter the phrase "As the crow flies."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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Kim Jong Un Is Fascinated By Miss Ann

The North Korean leader does not like to talk about it but he emails GOP political maven Ann Coulter at least four times a week

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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He's Just A Good Old Mormon Boy

Paula Abdul has revealed that she once dated Mitt Romney.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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David Letterman Reveals An Interesting Item Regarding His Name

Talk show host, David Letterman said that up until six years ago he was seriously thinking about changing his name from David Letterman to David Email.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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Paul McCartney Once Dated A Very Famous Singer

Paul McCartney says that during the early days of the Beatles he dated fellow English singer Petula Clark but he broke up with her because she always wanted to go "Downtown."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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A Well-Kept Secret About Paris Hilton

Up until now, no one but Paris Hilton's parents and her sister Nicky, knew that Paris's nickname is Flamingo.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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Taylor Swift Running Out of Men to Date

Serial dater Taylor Swift, who has been out with every man in Hollywood and written songs about them, announced that she would be holding a lottery to pick her next song victim. So far, no takers.

written by Al N., 01 March 2014
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"Care For Some Toast, Mate?"

John Lennon said that when he and Yoko Ono were married on March 20, 1969, they received a total of 47 toasters as wedding gifts.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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Taylor Swift's Guppies

Taylor Swift recently commented that she has three guppies that she named Moe, Larry, and Curly after three of her high school teachers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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If It Quacks Like A Duck, It's A Duck

Oprah Winfrey says that she is sick and tired of having to tell people that her and her BFF Gayle King are not lesbian lovers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
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CIA Director Denies Spying on Senate Intel Committee

He giggled as he told reporters that he's just an addicted Internet surfer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
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Taylor Swift Talks About Her Ankle Freckle

T-Swizzle recently revealed to Larry King on The Viagra View that she has a tiny freckle on her left ankle that amazingly resembles Kanye "The Pest" West.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Snow, Snow, and More Friggin Snow

A Pennsylvania meteorologist is predicting that the sky could run out of snow within 8 days.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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Russia Has Banned All Websites That Are Critical of The Kremlin

An inside source gives the number of sites as 2,902,871 sites (so far).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia

The Aussie government is reporting that over 600 kangaroos are now living in New Guinea.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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Jay Leno Isn't Just Sitting At Home

Jay Leno was seen at The La Brea Tar Pits asking visitors, "Hey, I'm Jay Leno, remember me?"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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Ashton Kutcher and Charlie Sheen to Have Fight to the Death

Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher will both appear on the final season episode of Two and a Half Men in a fight to the death. "This is one time Sheen won't be 'winning!'" Kutcher was quoted as saying.

written by Al N., 01 March 2014
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Kim Jong Un to Send Diplomats to Ukraine

Evil dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un announced he will send 100,000 diplomats to the Ukraine to help solve their political problems. The Ukranians say they smell a rat.

written by Al N., 04 March 2014
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Marijuana Foes Say Hitler Was Pot Addict

Republican foes of the various initiatives to legalize marijuana have released a statement that says that they have just discovered that Hitler was a pot smoker and that it was what made him so evil.

written by Al N., 04 March 2014
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Ann Coulter's Big Secret

Deep down inside Ann Coulter says she would like to be as fat as Kirstie Alley.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 March 2014
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Ohio Boy Suspended for Pointing Finger Like a Gun Uses Finger to Poke Teacher in the Eye

In breaking news, the Ohio school child who was suspended for pointing his finger like a gun, showed what he could REALLY do with the finger as he poked the eye of the teacher who had him suspended.

written by Al N., 06 March 2014
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Donald Trump Hints He May Run For President In 2016

Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers remarks that the Trumpster will certainly get the ugly hair vote.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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Glenn "Teardrops" Beck Makes A Statement

Glenn Beck who is notorious for crying has stated that he has cut down on his weeping to just 4 times a day.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
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Justin Bieber Pummels Young Fan With Selena Gomez Backpack

Justin Bieber, who recently got up and walked out of a deposition because he was asked questions about his ex-flame Selena Gomez, pushed a young fan who dared to have a Selena Gomez backpack near him.

written by Al N., 10 March 2014
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Drug-Laden Drone Found 'Hovering' Near A Prison

Willie Nelson is asked if it's his and he replies, "Well now that you mention it I am missing one of those suckers."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 March 2014
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Venezuelan Doctors Stage A Protest

Instead of the standard tongue depressors, doctors are using their index fingers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 March 2014
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Volcanoes Guard Ice Age Secrets

Scientists are reporting that they have found thousands of dinosaur bones at the bottom of many dormant volcanoes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
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World's Oldest Masks Go On Display

Several have an uncanny resemblance to Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
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A 3.4 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Beverly Hills

Authorities report that it did extensive damage to a botox factory.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 March 2014
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Kirstie Alley Says A Drone Spied On Her

She said that she read an article on the Internet stating that she wears size 26 panties and added that no one, but no one knew that fact.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Bill Maher Claims That President Obama Is Not Black

Maher said that Obama's mother was a white blonde woman and his father was Don Knotts.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Wasn't Already Married

The gap-toothed talk show host says he would marry Kat Von D because he is tremendously attracted to women with weird-looking tattoos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Airplane Still Missing

Those objects in the water were only Amelia Earhart and D.B. Cooper.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2014
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Mitt Romney's Big Secret

Old Mittens has admitted that he truly feels in his heart that he could have won the election if only he wasn't so damn rich.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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The English Channel Is Going Down

Oceanic scientists report that the English Channel is losing about 9 gallons of seawater per year.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1015

Snoops: The earliest plants on the earth were blue-green algae and single-celled bacteria. Often there were major wars between them.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2014
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The White House Reaches Out To Illegal Aliens

Vice-President Biden says plans are underway for the biggest Piñata Party in the history of Piñata Parties.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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The Administration Has Cooked The Books On Deportation

An inside source at the White House has said that since President Obama has been in office no one has been deported.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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ABLOW: Pull the Plug on Naked TWITTER Teens.

Teens will be wearing nothing but rings and tattoos in the near future.

written by Bureau, 23 March 2014
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Vice-President Joe Biden Is In Poland To Reassure The Allies

Meanwhile Sarah Palin is told to stay in Wasilla and keep her mouth shut.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Simple Meow's Ain't Gonna Cut It

Most cats know when they are about to be neutered and will emit an ear piercing sound that rivals that of a crazed banshee giving birth to a 16-pound baby.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Secretary Kerry's Schedule is Interrupted by a Sudden Trip to Asia

Enroute to Ukraine, Kerry diverted his plane further eastward to land in Ho Chi Minh City. Apparently, it was time for his Viet Cong handlers to reprogram the electronic modules that run his brain.

written by Trinculoman, 28 March 2014
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Anne Heche Develops Severe Indigestion After Eating Ellen DeGeneres Pizza

Former girlfriend of Ellen DeGeneres, actress Anne Heche, stated that when she was offered a slice of pizza at the Academy Awards, that Ellen said she had a "special" piece for Anne. Mmmmm.

written by Al N., 03 March 2014
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Madonna - The Cottage Cheese Matron

Madonna admitted that she's got cellulite and she adds that it just goes to show that rich, talented, and extremely famous women can get that cottage cheese sh*t just like normal women do.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
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Fukushima Radiation To Hit The West Coast

City officials report that everyone's light bills could be reduced by as much as 85 percent.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
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Kim Kardashian Challenges Jennifer Lopez to a Butt-Off Duel

Tired of Miley getting all the buzz,the Kimster has called upon Jenny to meet in Madison Square Garden for a No-Buns-Barred Twerking exhibition. Winner will be awarded the Summa Gluteus Maximus prize.

written by Trinculoman, 10 March 2014
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Big Banned.Theory

Under new noise abatement laws in the UK, the universe wouldn't exist. "It's that big bang," whispered Simon Lent, head of the UK Noise Abatement Society. "It was too loud, wasn't it?"

written by IainB, 11 March 2014
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Federal Judge Clears Florists To Deliver By Drone

Condom company says Condoms By Air will soon be a reality.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
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Inspectors Find Flaws In Bangladesh Underwear Factory

An official report states that many bras had three cups.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
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Piers Morgan Says He May Move Back To Britain

3,919 NRA members offer to help him pack.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
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Sarah Palin's Amazing Lake Michigan Remark

The latest comment from Sarah Palin: "Ya know, hard to believe but 90 percent of Lake Michigan is covered in ice. The other 10 percent is made up of frozen water."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A 3rd Term

Jan "The Man" Brewer stated that she is just sick and tired of all of the horrible, nasty, and vulgar names that people (mostly Democrats) call her.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 March 2014
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White House Announces Obama's Next Entertainment Gig

Today WH disclosed that the President's next role in entertainment realm will be a remake of "PeeWee's Great Adventure"with Obama in the eponymous role attempting to scare(kinda)Russian thug, Putey.

written by Trinculoman, 12 March 2014
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Kim Jong Un Misses Jay Leno

The leader of North Korea has commented that now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has stopped watching it. He added that new host Jimmy Fallon is just way too fidgety.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Hillary Clinton Called Monica Lewinsky "Narcissistic Loony Tune"

Bill: I agree. I took too many sleeping pills and she took advantage of me sleeping in the nude on the desk.

written by Bureau, 21 March 2014
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Putin & Merkel-- Shocking New 'Snowden Leak'

Initially acquired by the NSA, The Guardian has published a raunchy 2013 transcript of "Sexting" messages between German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Russian President Vladimir Putin.

written by Angelo Thomas, 27 March 2014
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David Letterman's Same Sex Concern

David Letterman is concerned about himself because lately he says he has been having sexual fantasies about Jimmy Kimmel.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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Underestimates?

Close to 100,000 spy cameras hid all over the United States. Rand Paul says that is an understatement. Paul advises a well-placed rock at the illegal cameras.

written by Bureau, 22 March 2014
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Gary Busey Says He's Building A Drone

Gary said he got the directions from Paris Hilton (Oops!).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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Alec Baldwin Says He's Saying Goodbye To The USA

He stated that he's fed up with the American Paparazzi always asking him if he's bipolar, or an atheist, or gay.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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Anderson Cooper Admits He Likes Cher and Kathy Griffin Fighting Over Him

He says that it makes him feel dainty.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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Russia Is In The Market For A Piece of Central America

Panama has told Russia that they are not going to sell them the Panama Canal no matter how much they offer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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But The Name Washington Redskins Is Okay?

A tribe of Cherokees living in the USA want the name of the Red Sea to be changed to The Native-American Sea.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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One Of Those Don't Ask Situations

Adam Lambert admits that he recently had to go to a med clinic to have some glitter removed from his anal region.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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Whoa! And Her Second Choice Was...

A woman in Phoenix, Arizona lost 212 pounds after she had her lips stapled.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 March 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1015

Snoops: Dinosaur remains have been found in Central America. The fossils were discovered last month. Female Crocs and alligators object, saying they are all that old and certainly not fossils.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2014
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Lady Gaga spews forth: This is no act

This is actually the way I look and act. I'm just as much an original as all those before me.

written by Bureau, 23 March 2014
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FBI Chief Says 3D Printers Should Not Be Making Guns!

Sales still climbing as more guns created. Now they have a 3D Printer that creates 3D Printers.

written by Bureau, 23 March 2014
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New Clinton White House Records to Be Released

Admit that 25,000 of 30,000 somehow lost or stolen.

written by Bureau, 14 March 2014
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Ellen DeGeneres Is Out as Academy Awards Host--Producers Want More Fisticuffs in the Show

Hollywood-Variety reported today that producers of next year's show have contracted with Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump to do battle in a 15 round no-holds-barred fight as the Awards' main event.

written by Trinculoman, 23 March 2014
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ObamaCare Hanging by Threads?

Cash prizes offered to sign up.

written by Bureau, 15 March 2014
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WTF? Vulnerable astrologer with phobia of Phobos...

...found RIP face down with Mars Bar stuffed down throat?

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2014
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Inspired Guamanians Plan to Annex Hawaii

Strongly motivated by the actions of Thug-in-Chief Putin, the united citizens of Guam plan to annex the Hawaiian islands as part of their territory. Said Guamanian Gov Palm Frond, "Oahu's mine, mano!"

written by Trinculoman, 19 March 2014
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Some Amish Do Use Electricity

An Amish Internet site reports that it gets about 17 hits a week.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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A Fruity Subject

700 years ago oranges were actually purple and were known as purples.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Edward "The Nosy" Snowden Strikes Again!

Edward Snowden says he knows the phone numbers and social security numbers of everyone living in the United States.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Fox News' Bill O'Reilly Asserts His Plan for Defense of Ukrainean "Folks"

O'Reilly announced that he will lead a team of mercenaries to Crimea to "kick ass on Putin and defend the Ukrainean folks!" Asked when he was going, O'Man ranted unintelligibly from his limo window.

written by Trinculoman, 01 March 2014
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Finland Had Second Thoughts

Finland outlawed the vowel E in 1958, but reinstated it back in 1960.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Supreme Court Proceedings Were Delayed Today Due to the Absence of An Associate Justice

US Top Court grinded to a halt, cuz Justice Sotomayor was absent this AM. Turns out she was ensconced at a Taco Bell scarfing down new Taco Waffles by the dozen with her binge-buddy Kirstie Alley.

written by Trinculoman, 28 March 2014
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Giddy Up Thar Miss Beulah

An Amish buggy is being sought in a hit and run. Police are looking for a black horse with one hell of a bruise on its side.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Like A Moth To A Flame

Moths are not really attracted to the flame as the cliché states. They are actually attracted to the smell of roasting marshmallows and wieners.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Hillary Presidential Campaign Makes Notable Announcement About Bill's Job in a Hillary White House

Making the most Bill's expertise while President, he will be in charge of screening prospective White House interns. Naturally, he will make extensive use of The First Member in this critical role.

written by Trinculoman, 28 March 2014
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But The Moo's Sound The Same

Most cows have 4 stomachs except those in India, which only have 3.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Say Monique, What's That Smell?

Up until September of 1962, elderly women in Paris wore hats made totally out of cabbage leaves.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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House of Representatives Capitol Cloak Room Fun Revealed

An insider tells us that one of the most amusing pasttimes enjoyed by the Republicans on the House Oversight Committee is throwing darts at a board plastered with the mug of Lois Lerner, IRS mum face.

written by Trinculoman, 28 March 2014
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European Royalty Bestow New Title on Obama

Brussels-In an unprecedented joint proclamation the royal houses of Europe have created and bestowed a new title on President Obama. Henceforth he shall be referred to as "His Most Exalted Wimpyness."

written by Trinculoman, 23 March 2014
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McDonalds Still Losing Money

"It's those Senior tours", says CEO. "Yes, they may purchase 50 meals but it takes 4 hours for them to get through ordering and eating."

written by Bureau, 15 March 2014
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President Obama Declares War on Winter

President Obama declared war on winter this morning after Washington DC was hit with another terrible snow storm, dropping nearly four inches of snow on the capital city.

written by Moose, 03 March 2014
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ANOTHER Snowstorm Set to Sweep from St. Louis to DC.

George W. Bush, safe at home in Texas, "Bring it on!!"

written by Bureau, 15 March 2014
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Due To The Smog Problem Paris Will Limit The Use of Vehicles

The French government says that cars can only be driven between the hours of 5 pm and 7 pm and trucks only between the hours of 2 am and 4 am.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On The Head

Condoleezza Rice says the Republican Party needs to ban Sarah Palin because her lack of geographic knowledge is embarrassing as hell.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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New Demands from Ex-IRS Honcho Lois Lerner on What's Needed for Her Testimony

WashDC-Lerner now states she'll drop the 5th Amendment routine if she: gets her own afternoon show on Lifetime, Dept of Justice castrates the Koch brothers, and she becomes the next Mrs. Larry King.

written by Trinculoman, 06 March 2014
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CNN Poll: Rand Paul Is On Top

Sarah Palin is on the bottom.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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Global Debt Hits $100 Trillion

Carlos Slim, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffett offer to lend the world the entire amount.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
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Massive Brawl Breaks Out At A Los Angeles Fitness Center

Police report that dumbbells were throwing around dumbbells.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
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Russia Reinforces Military Presence In Crimea

President Putin has sent in a team of 24 Russian Olympic weightlifters.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
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Pig Virus Cases Are On The Rise

Consumers are urged to chew their bacon at least 18 times.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
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Egyptians Trained Baboons To Wait On Tables

The practice was stopped when the baboons started demanding tips.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
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Justin Bieber Won't Take Woody Allen's Calls

"I won't take Woody Allen's phone calls," said Justin Bieber at a press conference, "because ever since I was 7 he has been constantly calling me. He always asks me if I'm still real young-looking."

written by Al N., 10 March 2014
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