There were 104 spoof news snippets published in June 2014. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Youth Sells Box of Oreos Outside Dispensary for Record Amount

An enterprising youth sold one box of Oreo Cookies outside a Colorado marijuana dispensary for $156.

written by Al N., 20 June 2014
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O.J. Simpson Discovers Cure for Cancer!

Incarcerated football player/"actor" O.J. Simpson revealed that he has discovered the cure to all forms of cancer and will reveal it to the world in exchange for being released from prison.

written by Al N., 20 June 2014
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Taliban to Incorporate

The Taliban announced that they are incorporating and selling infidels stock on the NY Exchange.

written by Al N., 17 June 2014
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Satan to Take Vacation, Asks Cheney to Fill in While He's Gone

Satan, aka the devil, has reportedly decided to take a vacation and has asked Dick Cheney to fill in for him while he's gone. "I'm sure most people won't even notice the difference" said Satan.

written by Al N., 28 June 2014
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Scamatology to Modernize With New MySpace Campaign

In an attempt to get the hip and cool kids, Scamatology has started a brand new campaign on that site all the kids are going to, MySpace.

written by Al N., 28 June 2014
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Paul McCartney Planned to Replace Linda With Farrah Fawcett

Paul McCartney had planned to replace Linda McCartney with Farrah Fawcett Majors in his band Wings until a secret audition with Farrah revealed her musical skills to be even less than Linda's.

written by Al N., 21 June 2014
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Scamatology to Begin Offering Coupons

Faced with ever-dwindling numbers, the "Church" of Scamatology announced that they would be offering coupons for brainwashing as well as $camatology celebrity trading cards.

written by Al N., 30 June 2014
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Republican Cruise Ship Ignored by Somali Pirates

Somali announced today that they won't attack Republican Party ships out of professional courtesy.

written by Al N., 19 June 2014
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Wal-Mart Announces They Are Buying Dollar General and Family Dollar

Wal-Mart announced today they would turn their new purchase Dollar General into a check-cashing string of stores and Family Dollar would become a pawn shop chain.

written by Al N., 21 June 2014
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Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha Break Silence to Warn About Scamatology

Breaking their usual silence, the religious leaders got together to denounce Scamatology and object to it calling itself a "church." "We just couldn't stay silent any longer. Beware of Scamatology!"

written by Al N., 25 June 2014
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Scamatology to Market Rice and Beans Recipe

Tired of hearing ex-Scamatologists say that the only thing they missed about the cult was the rice and beans, Scamatology has announced they will market their own product called Chewey Brown Stuff.

written by Al N., 25 June 2014
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Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, & Robert Mugabe Form Own Club

The heads of Russia, North Korea, and Zimbabwe have formed their own club called Sociopathic Dictators. They get together every third Thursday with the host country providing refreshments.

written by Al N., 27 June 2014
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Maya Angelou Leaves All Her Money to Lindsay Lohan

Surprisingly, it was announced that Presidential Medal of Freedom winner, Maya Angelou, who died May 28, left her entire estate to Lindsay Lohan. "We didn't even know she knew her!" spoke her family.

written by Al N., 30 June 2014
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Bill Cosby is Allergic to Pudding Pops

In startling news, it was revealed that comedian huckster Bill Cosby is allergic to Jello also.

written by Al N., 16 June 2014
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Justin Bieber is Ordered to Attend Egg Sensitivity Classes

Justin Bieber was sentenced to sixty days of egg sensitivity classes after his egging conviction.

written by Al N., 16 June 2014
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Maleficent Revealed to Be Secret ID of Angelina Jolie

Hollywood and Brad Pitt were shocked to discover that Angelina Jolie is in real life Maleficent.

written by Al N., 17 June 2014
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Cheney Blames Global Warming on Obama

Cheney said, "There is no global warming, but if it really existed, Obama would be the cause."

written by Al N., 20 June 2014
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Investigation Discovery to Have Own Network Called the "Nothing but Murder" Network

Because of the popularity of depictions of murders on cable, it was announced that a new cable network to compete with Comcast and DirecTV will be the Nothing But Murder network.

written by Al N., 25 June 2014
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Britney, Justin, and Christina Have Mouseketeer Reunion

Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Ryan Gosling and Keri Russell held a mouseketeer reunion. Everyone tried to fit into their mouse ears but everybody's head had grown too big.

written by Al N., 27 June 2014
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Kerry Diverts Plane to Paris for Foliicular Maintenance

Although sent by Prince Obama to Baghdad to "kick some ass on Malicki", Secy Kerry ordered his pilot to make an emergency stop in Paris to re-mousse his head-bound floor mop with Parisian sewer gel.

written by Trinculoman, 20 June 2014
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Female Predator & Unindicted Rapist Holds Forth at Maya Angelou Funeral

W.J.Bubba Clinton,female predator extraordinaire & unindicted rapist,had the temerity to discuss Angelou's childhood rape in his oration.Talk about hypocrisy!Where's the outrage?Ask Juanita Broadrick!

written by Trinculoman, 08 June 2014
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Miley Cyrus Rejects New Movie Script Due to Nude Scene

When she read the script for her new movie and it DIDN'T contain a nude scene, Miley nixed the film.

written by Al N., 17 June 2014
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Koch Brothers Buy Tonga As Indoctrination School for Purchased Politicians

The Koch Brothers announced they have purchased Tonga as a school for all the politicians they own.

written by Al N., 19 June 2014
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Susan Rice's Latest Proclamation Draws Tabloid Interest

Wash, DC- The Global Dumpster News reports that National Security Adviser Susan Rice has definitively stated that the West-Kardasian wedding was caused by an anti-Islamist video produced by Fox News.

written by Trinculoman, 20 June 2014
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Most Americans Think Soccer A Sport Only Moms Play

Soccer moms know that the European name for soccer is "futbol," pronounced football. Many American men have been seriously disappointed when they go to a football game in Europe.

written by Al N., 23 June 2014
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Kerry Flies to Brussels in Search of Guidance on Maliki Directive

US Sec of State arrived to confer with European Parliament experts on the directive he received from Iraqi PM Maliki when Kerry informed him about his expected tenure in office: "Stuff it up yerz!"

written by Trinculoman, 26 June 2014
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Clueless, Tone-Deaf Obama Administration Adds to its Herd of Foreign Policy Advisers

Wash,DC-Looking to expand its "bench" of foreign policy expertise, the Administration today called upon "Hanoi" Jane Fonda, "Chavez" Sean Penn, and "Frizzy-head" Richard Simmons to join the core team.

written by Trinculoman, 09 June 2014
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Taliban Five Already Planning Next Lucrative Venture

Qatar-The Taliban Five of Gitmo released fame are working on their next profitable endeavor to kidnap and hold for ransom all of Obama's multitude of half-brothers and sisters. What a gold mine!

written by Trinculoman, 13 June 2014
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Cheney Buys and Burns Down Megyn Kelly's Childhood Home

Cheney says that his burning Megyn Kelly's childhood home is not retaliation for their interview.

written by Al N., 20 June 2014
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Kim Jong-Un Has Perfect Retaliation for Anti-North Korean Movie

Kim Jong-Un announced that the U.S. infidels will quake in fear when they see the movie HE will make. "This will teach them not to mess with the Kims!" Kim Jong-Un shouted. "Next time-double feature!"

written by Al N., 26 June 2014
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Fate of Lerner's Missing Emails Revealed

Wash,DC- National Security Advisor Susan Rice on CNN last night informed the nation that Lois Lerner's 200 plus missing emails were destroyed by a rabble protesting against an anti-Islamist video.

written by Trinculoman, 26 June 2014
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News Leak Reveals What Susan Rice Will Claim on Next Sunday Morning's Shows

Wash,DC-Amalgamated Press reported today that National Security Adviser Rice will proclaim in her upcoming appearances: "Hitler was a misunderstood leader who really had a heroic, admirable career."

written by Trinculoman, 05 June 2014
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Bergdahl Nominated for National Award

Wash,DC- Pres Obama has added to the acclaim given to the recently released Bergdahl. Obama has nominated Bergdahl to receive the Benedict Arnold Award for Notable Traitorous Action while on Duty.

written by Trinculoman, 05 June 2014
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Oxford's Isis Crew Excel in Iraq

Oxford's substitute boat race crew, the Sunny Isis outfit, have pulled off a great victory in Iraq beating the local Shit crew who were last seen running from the scene.

written by j.w., 13 June 2014
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Angelina Above Her Station

Angelina Jolie will chair a global summit on how to prevent mass kidnappings. Afterwards we'll be chairing a meeting on how to fly a spaceship and Gazza will chair one about renewable energy.

written by Backandtotheleft, 12 June 2014
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England win World Cup!

It is the first time England have won anything since 1966 and now we can all be very proud of our national heroes because it's in the bag; England finished first in the Tiddlywinks WM in Katmandu!

written by Jaggedone, 12 June 2014
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Budd Yolly at the Criquets

A cricketer stood at the wicket, the ball was thrown but he was very slow and then couldn't realise what had happened. He'd been stumped.

written by Matt Brown, 13 June 2014
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Sid the Sexist returns his free Current Bun

Lovable Geordie rascal Sid the Sexist has returned the 'Free Sun'. "It were nowt any good like." he said, continuing "It didny have any tits in it. No tits no way." he continued.

written by John_L, 13 June 2014
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Quentin Tarantino is Actually An Alien!

LA-A conspicuous "outing" today revealed that infamous director Tarantino is actually an alien named "Dusporknikqui451". His earthly mission is to degrade USA culture further,if that's even possible.

written by Trinculoman, 13 June 2014
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Last Dinosaur dies

The last Dinosaur on Earth has died today. The Jokeasaurus died after laughing for 48 hours. This is extremely sad news after the Bantersaurus Rex was presumed dead after he got lost in the forest.

written by Matt Brown, 13 June 2014
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England drop Rooney!

Roy Hodgson has dropped Rooney in the shit because he's crap!

written by Jaggedone, 17 June 2014
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Call Of Dead Duty

A Brit who has joined the ISIS terror group says "war is more fun the COD" wonder if he'll be laughing while he looks for his legs after a drone strike?

written by Backandtotheleft, 19 June 2014
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BUGOFF!

Supermarket chain Morrison is to cut up to 2,600 jobs following a 7.1% slump in sales...Capitalism at it's finest.....expect the rest of the overpriced greedy bastards to follow suit!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
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Makin' da offer capisce.

Pope denounces 'evil' crime syndicate......disbands Catholic church!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2014
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Every little firearm helps!

ISIS may have recruited 1,500 Britains'....good hours, casual easy-clean uniforms, free meals, long holidays in the sun and the chicks are free.....beats Tesco!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2014
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Ease up on the KY

Jogger found dead after 'sliding' off Cliff, "I had assumed he was over 16 croaked and elderly Mr Richard.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2014
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.........."you want chips with that Senor?"

Hollywood moguls wooing Suarez to star in The Hunger Games:4

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 June 2014
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...Jim will crucifix it!

Jimmy Savile exposed as clandestine Catholic Priest!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 June 2014
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Tories Draw Up Paedophile Shortlist for NHS

London, The Tories have confirmed they are drawing up a shortlist of celebrity paedophiles for key positions in the NHS. "Maggie appointed Jimmy Saville and he did a great job for us."

written by VWVonHagen, 28 June 2014
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PETA now makes move on NFL franchise names...

... demands that Dolphins, Jaguars, Falcons and Broncos change their titles to Beautiful Aquatic Mammals, Awesomely Adept Felines, Pretty Predatory Birds and Illustrious Wild Equines.

written by Frank Michaels, 02 June 2014
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Celtic appoint Delia as new manager

The former Norwich chair and TV cook will have a 12 rolling contract at Celtic Park. She joins Clermont manager Helena Costa in being a female manager of a male team. Costa was an assistant at Celtic.

written by John_L, 06 June 2014
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Septic Blatter launches weird Fifa bid.

Rio Septic Blatter launched his bid to remain Fifa president by expanding his body outwards, floating high into the air and crashing murderously into a fey youth tending to boxes of flowers nearby.

written by VWVonHagen, 21 June 2014
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Millerbound Not Up To Job

Eid Minivans urf den ladel pratty hasbeen demeaned unfeit for his yob. Hay war fund cobbing in de kroner office orifice. He heady cawed iynd mushroom lead incest away. Chimeraman now leat both prattys

written by Matt Brown, 01 June 2014
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Limbs being traded

Doctors are aghast at the news that amputees are swapping prosthetic limbs for mindless sex with Asian prostitutes. Plastic legs are being paid for by Hong Kong tramps with little better to do.

written by whatinthe world, 09 June 2014
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Tory Extremist Scandal

Freak school to be closed after discovery of Tory think tank in headmaster's closet.

written by j.w., 09 June 2014
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It's pronounced 'Jay' not 'Hhhhh'

Britain First have demanded that the Spanish pronunciation of Fajitas and Jalapeños be changed to pronounce the 'J' correctly, even though it makes fajitas sound like a thrush cure.

written by IainB, 10 June 2014
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Sumo Baby

It is the rise of the Sumo baby with many tots being born at 12lb or over. A concern? No an opportunity for a new sport

written by Backandtotheleft, 12 June 2014
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Safety First

One of our sister papers has released a guide on how not to hurt yourself during the world cup. Surely it should just say, "Stay away from Luis Suarez mouth"

written by Backandtotheleft, 12 June 2014
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England Only Score One Goal

England lost to Italy last night in a somewhat profligate display from the three lions front-line. The press called for more finishers but only Englishers can play for England, finishers for Finland.

written by Matt Brown, 15 June 2014
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Congress investigates itself . . .

. . . in regard to failings in V.A. system, finds no fault.

written by The Ruling Authority, 15 June 2014
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Blare Speaks

Former Prime Minister Tony Blare solves Middle East problems by killing everyone there.

written by j.w., 16 June 2014
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Adrian Chiles revelation

Adrian Chiles explains why he is so focused on cheating in football during his post match analysis. "It's cos my wife cheats on me," he said. Not really a surprise, if you think about it.

written by IainB, 16 June 2014
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Horse Boxing Now Legal

A parliamentary bill has declared that horse boxing is now legal. The first event will be after Royal Ascot. This is real progress as only chimpanzee's and kangaroo's were allowed box before.

written by Matt Brown, 17 June 2014
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The Last Words You Will Ever Hear

You are in a queue. Your position in the queue is currently '263''. Thank you for waiting, we appreciate your patience at this difficult time.

written by Matt Brown, 17 June 2014
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Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah

Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, announced today that Israel will enter an alliance with Hezbollah and Al Qaida to fight the United States and Iran.

written by Moose, 17 June 2014
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Don't feel bad.

You may be outside looking in, but oftentimes you're looking in at a snake pit.

written by The Ruling Authority, 18 June 2014
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Cameron pledges £1bn to people with dementia

"Look you have to be demented to think I deserve a second term." He said at a press conference.

written by John_L, 19 June 2014
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Smart Phone Delay

Samsung have announced that there will be a delay in their next generation of smart phones thanks to a reduction in the amount of phone sex going on.

written by IainB, 19 June 2014
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Sexual Unicorn

Did you know a lone bi-sexual women at a swingers party is referred to as a "unicorn"? Probably because they don't exist.

written by Backandtotheleft, 19 June 2014
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Sniffer dogs my arse!

BREAKING NEWS: Parliament evacuated due to a 'suspicious' package...later confirmed as one of Ed Milibands soiled nappies!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
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McWhippy!

McDonald's to recruit 8,000 young staff. "12 Years A Slave":The Sequel!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
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Fear of Anxiety

A new fear of anxiety pill that will also cure "conspiracy theory" phobia has been developed by Prof.Willam.B.Still of the California Medical Research Lab. Available soon,... for those of who can't wait.

written by Auntie Matter, 21 June 2014
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Balls to this!

Hodgson to keep job as England manager until Bruce Forsyth becomes available, lets face it his footwork is legendary.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 June 2014
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UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president.

written by Moose, 21 June 2014
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Humanitarian Gesture Applauded

US Congress today ruled that free medication will be distributed to Iraqis suffering from "conspiracy theory".

written by Auntie Matter, 21 June 2014
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Stodge Explains

England Manager Roy Stodge explained the World Cup was a training exercise for the next World Cup.

written by j.w., 22 June 2014
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Borg Tennis Collective Assimilates The Planet - Resistance Was Futile

The "Hubba Hoe" Telescope has spotted a Space Ship Death Star moored behind the moon. The ship which is full of professional tennis Borgs has already assimilated The Earth including Wimbledon.

written by Auntie Jean, 23 June 2014
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President Obama Admits to Getting Payday Loans

A few days after Joe Biden one-upped 'dead broke' Hillary Clinton, Obama trumped them both by admitting that he visits a payday loan center at least twice a month.

written by Moose, 24 June 2014
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New Game Goes Viral

A new game 'Spot the Criminal' has resulted in astonishing public participation. It consists of pictures of people leaving 10 Downing Street. There are so many hits the site has exploded.

written by j.w., 25 June 2014
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King Making Royal Jelly Never Fed To Prince Charles

It has been revealed by the Freedom of Information Act that Prince Charles was not fed the vital King making Royal Jelly as a baby drone. This may explain his un-kingly manner and big ears and nose.

written by Auntie Jean, 25 June 2014
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Englands Sponsors

Jeremy Hunt wants to ban fast food giants from sponsoring sports teams. After England's performance they'd be lucky to get Rustlers

written by Backandtotheleft, 26 June 2014
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Mel B's Car Attack

Mel B's car can pump out smoke and drop spikes to defend itself. From what? Who has ever wanted to kill a Spice Girl?

written by Backandtotheleft, 26 June 2014
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Fire Mad

A study has said that the long term inhalation of wood smoke can damage your IQ. Nonsense. Fire is red and good and hot and good. And good.

written by Backandtotheleft, 26 June 2014
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Howard Baker Dead at 88

Former Senator Howard Baker, the one-time Senate Majority leader known for his ability to reach across the aisle, dies, setting off an acrimonious debate in Congress over how non-partisan he was.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 26 June 2014
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......."balls to you to fella!"

"Come on Andy Murray, bite the bastard!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 June 2014
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Cameron Loses

David Cameron's England team suffered a 26-2 defeat in the European Cup

written by j.w., 27 June 2014
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12 Years A Slave: The Video Game flops

More soon...

written by Patrick Parkinson, 28 June 2014
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Sky News to launch channel dedicated soley for Iraqi car bombing reports

More soon...

written by Patrick Parkinson, 28 June 2014
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Next World Cup winner to be chosen via lottery

more soon...

written by Patrick Parkinson, 28 June 2014
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Arse about Facebook

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep". Just been on Facebook again.

written by Dirk Action, 30 June 2014
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Change of tack

People with aquaphobia have asked psychologists to stop using flood therapy. "It's just not appropriate," said a spokesperson for the WHO.

written by IainB, 03 June 2014
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Guitar World Cup Shock

Tapes by Guitarist dubbaid sensation.

written by j.w., 01 June 2014
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Susanna Reid to join David Moyes' club

The 'Good Morning Britain' presenter is set to join the former Manchester United manager in the club for fallen chosen ones, after ITV confirmed that 'GMB' was to be axed after the World Cup.

written by John_L, 02 June 2014
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Clegg Keeps Cable Out Of Trouble

Clegg convinces Cable not to Nick the Crown

written by j.w., 03 June 2014
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Armstrong to play Dumbo.

Alexander Armstrong says that he is overjoyed that he has got the part of Dumbo in the Hammersmith Panto. "It's the ears," he said with a grin. "I don't need prosthetics."

written by IainB, 03 June 2014
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Mystery flight now solved

The pilot of Malaysian flight MH-370 had released a song on Itunes just days before he took off into oblivion. It was called "Geepers creepers where did you get that Boeing 777?"
Now we know it all.

written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
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Is there a Doctor in the house?

"How come I didn't get wet?" asked the doctor responding to horrible suggestions that he drowned a mouse in his surgery's sink. He will face the MOUSE COURT in a couple of weeks time. Great Scott!!

written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
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Minogue changes role

Pop queen, Kylie Minogue, has appeared as a contestant on The Voice, dressed as a man. Minogue did not fool any body, not even Will-I-Am who could tell it was her without turning his chair around.

written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
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Minogue under the knife

Pop diva, Kylie Minogue, will have record breaking surgery today when doctors will attempt to remove her vocal chords permanently, causing the loss of her singing voice. Music fans are jubilant. Yes!!

written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
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Minogue in trouble

Queen of Pop, Kylie Minogue, has been arrested by French Police and charged with bad singing on her last single. "She is horrible and disgusting!" explained one French gendarme. Minogue is panicking.

written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
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