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Beatle Fans Upset Because John and George Missed Grammy Reunion

Beatles fans the world over blogged their chagrin over two of the Beatles, John Lennon, and George Harrison, not making the Grammy Beatle reunion. Paul and Ringo had no comment.

written by Al N., 27 January 2014
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600 Sick From Cruise!

"We had no idea that it was a cruise of sick areas of the world. I think we were an experiment!", says passenger.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Hillary Clinton hasn't driven a car since 1996

No but she saw invisible terrorists firing invisible bullets in Bosnia!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Bill O'Reilly Begins Presidential Campaign

Host of The O'Reilly Factor, Bill O'Reilly, began campaigning for Republican support on Monday morning. Expected to complete tour of Bible Belt never.

written by Woody Pereira, 27 January 2014
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Teenagers Bored On Tour Of Concentration Camp

Three German school girls spotted taking "selfies" on site during a tour of concentration camp.

written by Woody Pereira, 27 January 2014
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99% Goes Home, 1% Chuckles.

Parks Nationwide - After a second round of protests, the "99%ers" have packed up their hemp-fashioned tents and gone home. "Might return in a while", say's the movements temporary head.

written by Woody Pereira, 27 January 2014
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President Obama Hosts Party For Political Dissidents

In a surprise move this morning, Press Secretary, Jay Carney announced President Obama's upcoming dinner party for political dissidents. Guest list includes Bashar Al Assad, Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump.

written by Woody Pereira, 27 January 2014
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Obama Launches Chilling Purge Against Political Enemies

Let's face it. This country is coming apart. Nothing is working because all these things have been tried before and they do not work! Does Washington have any idea what is happening?

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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College Football Star Calls Grammys Demonic

They might as well skip the music and bring out the strip poles!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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HILLARY 2016: 'My Biggest Regret Is What Happened In Benghazi'.

Hillary 2013: What does it matter?

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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'SCHINDLER'S LIST' Producer: 'I Never Feared My Govt Until Now'.

"This is the most secret government this country has ever had. Freedoms are disappearing daily! I'm afraid to talk to anybody about anything important."

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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SHOCK POLL: 63% Don't Have Confidence in Obama to Make Right Decisions

The thing is, who DO we trust anymore to get anything done?

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Coulson Gets Job Offer

Andy Coulson has been offered top job at GCHQ based on his outstanding record.

written by j.w., 27 January 2014
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When is your own money not?

Ask HSBC!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #934

According to Snoops: Dr. Pepper was actually created by a nurse.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #663

According to Snoops: On this day in 1875, Henry Ford's grandfather, Gerald, blew up the kitchen while attempting to create a gasoline fueled carriage!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #175

According to Snoops: Abraham Lincoln was born in a chicken house, not a log cabin. That was where he was conceived!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #774

According to Snoops: The four kings in a deck of cards are named after "The Four Kings", a favorite song group in the 1920s. The group had named themselves after the 4 Kings in common deck of cards.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Driver seriously hurt as casino bus crashes into building

Passengers shook up and broke. "This was the only time any of us hit anything since coming here", says upset passenger.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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NBC set date for Leno's return to 'The Tonight Show'

The Chin is expected to regain the show for the third time on August 12th. Until he does so he will be telling everyone who will listen that he was 'Pushed Out' for being a Republican.

written by John_L, 27 January 2014
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George Takei: You Didn't Mess with Scotty on Star Trek

You get on the wrong side of Scotty and you'd find yourself beamed into a Klingon shithouse!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Body found in square occupied by Ukrainian protesters

First reports say that it is a mime who thought he was hid in his invisible cube!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Greece Declares Emergency on Quake-Hit Island

Well what else can you expect after naming it 'Quake-Hitting Island'?

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Justin Bieber's Excuse for wrecking his Lamborghini #7

Si I ran into this house that was built way too close to the road, you can see in this photo the ruts in the yard.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Justin Bieber's Excuse for wrecking his Lamborghini #6

There was too much marijuana smoke in the car and I was the designated driver, so I had to breathe it and I ran into a train.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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MSNBC has come under fire for creating its own Chris Christie attack ad.

Meanwhile FOX news says that Hillary Clinton is crazy. "She has to be to put up with Bill all these years!"

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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FBI warns retailers to expect more credit card thieves

"You take an ordinary credit card like the one I carry and the thief...well...I can't seem to find mine. Joe lend me your credit c....You too?"

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Weatherman Cold Too #2

"Dis ith Saam Campons in Thigago. Myth tung stuk ti mike fone! Hepth mi."

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Weatherman Cold Too

"This is Sam Champion and it's minus 45 here at the Chicago windshield factory...that should be, wind chill factor. Either way, I'm freezing my pompoms off!"

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Justin Bieber's Excuse for wrecking his Lamborghini #5

I took a corner a little too fast and hit a small wall, being thrown from the car and landing in some old lady's lap, on a bench there. She just looked up at the sky and said "Thank You!" Weird.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Justin Bieber's Excuse for wrecking his Lamborghini #4

A young lady was jogging by in shorts and must have gotten distracted because it caused me to run my car over a fire hydrant.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Justin Bieber's Excuse for wrecking his Lamborghini #3

The guy in the other car must have been drunk because his vehicle was only a blur!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Justin Bieber's Excuse for wrecking his Lamborghini #2

As I attempted to park my Lamborghini, another parked car ran into it.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Vive la France!

Hundreds Arrested During Hollande Protests.......obviously Valerie Trierweiler has a bigger fan club than poor old Franc realised!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 January 2014
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Justin Bieber's Excuse for wrecking his Lamborghini

I gently ran into a telephone pole which didn't hurt my car or the pole. However, the guy working on the pole at the time made a dent in my Lamborghini.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Manning: I Am Not Going Anywhere!

"The then air in Denver allows me to throw farther than anywhere else. When the pot smoke hits it, I may throw from one end zone to the other.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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'Homeland' Head: Illegals Have Earned Right to be Citizens.

"Especially those that have been here for 10-20 years!"

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Body's Response to Disease Has Smell. #2

CAT scans called off and disease-sniffing dogs brought in.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Body's Response to Disease Has Smell.

Scientist: We're sort of like skunks, who release smell when threatened.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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DEA Chief Rips Obama Apart After Remarks...

I'm sorry. That should read: DEA Chief Rips Obama's Pot Remarks.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Energy emergency!

President orders more electricity for nation while he and family head for second Hawaii vacation in three weeks. Congress say they may join him there.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Next Polar Plunge Could Be Winter's Coldest.

Polar Bear Club to do swimming in the Gulf of Mexico!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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'TOY STORY 4' will be rated R

Kids will not be allowed to see the Adult Toy Story but #5 will be about regular toys again.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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BLAIR: Extremist religion is at root of 21st-century wars

And the biggest religion is political power struggles!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Bank-Run Fears Continue

Just ask Bernie Madoff! I think he wrote the book on how our economy runs.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Body's Response to Disease Has Smell.

Especially the running red hot scowers, stomach cramping, legs moving fast. Redecorating bathroom walls.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Govt scientists deliberately giving volunteers the flu!

We have run out of monkeys so we have to pay the people.

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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Police: Man beaten after car gets stuck in snow

Well what do you expect? Hundreds of us off the roads, tempers flare. I just wish the guy had made it to Mr. Global Warmings house and took it out on him!

written by Bureau, 27 January 2014
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