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American researchers have successfully grown turtle eggs in a laboratory dish

Event applauded by many, especially, Infertile the Turtle!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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According to a new study, as much as 90 percent of people lie on online dating websites.

The one most common: "You may have to tell me what to do, I'm only 16."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Schwarzenegger Back In Movies

Arnold Schwarzenegger signed on to a brand-new "Terminator" film. Now, due to his age, this one features the catchphrase, "I'll be back or what's left of me".

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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United States Economy Really Bad

It has gotten to the point that Japan is now co-signing most of our checks!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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A Massachusetts man was taken to the hospital this week after being sucked into a sausage-making machine.

He was sent to China where they processed him and sent him back to be served at a Ryans.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Donald Trump is not running for president.

"No one would take me serious with this thing on my head."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Study: Good looks, money and success do not make you happy

However, Being a butt ugly, poor,unsuccessful fartface guy hasn't brought anyone much happiness either.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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No earthquake in California

It was just Actress Kirstie Alley's version of the "Hippy Hippy Shakes" shakes. Measured 1.2 on richter scale.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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New Pro-Baseball Rule

Anyone caught in time-out to review actually scratching his privates will be fined $1,000 and the batter will be awarded first base. This would be the second "infield Fly rule".

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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New Mexican Family Upstairs

"How do i know? Spilled chili eat that hole in the roof and took off the tip of the dogs tail!"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Perhaps News Species Discovered in Amazon

Spectacular unknown species found in Amazon. It's not a female Big-Foot or Yeti but it does resemble a Sasquatch! "Perhaps this is where the Amazon Woman first lived?"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Spread of Aids Epidemic in Prisons

UN warning on AIDS in prisons. Free condoms and a big supply of Ky-Jelly will be handed to every prisoner upon arrival.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Multi-Talented Magicians

Research finds there is a brain link for words, music ability. "Shakespeare could play the spoons and it was, like magic", says stoner back in those days.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Vail Skiing Wild Event

"After totally wiped out on Marijuana, they get totally wiped out by other skiers!", says shop owner.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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100 Stroes Too Many!

"The Potted Pipestem Puffer" is one of over 100 stores for the sales of marijuana in Denver has closed this week.Too much competition from 99 other stores in Denver. We'll try Aspen or Veil.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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After 25% Social Diseases, Training Moved Elsewhere.

Training Special Forces at Fort Huachuca, Arizona for desert-like conditions & near Las Vegas for other types of climate, included three-day passes. Soldiers worn out after Las Vegas or Nagales leave.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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FDA Reports on Cause of Swine Flu

In some countries, the health department are very sloppy in caring for their hogs.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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PETA: Who's taking care of the chickens

"After all, they have the Flu too. I ask again, who's taking care of those poor chickens?"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Rand Paul Accuses Bill Clinton Of 'Predatory Behavior'

He's chasing women here and all over the Middle East women are treated worse than men treat animals.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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US Officials Probe Illnesses on Caribbean Cruise

Chef says he used pink slime just like the Ronald McDonald recipe called for.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Nader: I Don't Know Why People Hording Food

If everything comes apart, where will you get your medical supplies?

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Gold Mint Runs Overtime in Race to Meet World Coin Demand

As a wise Native American Chief once stated: You cannot eat money!"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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New face of food stamps: Working-age Americans...

Washington doesn't seem to care how low the country goes.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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White House warns Obama could go around Congress..

Congress warns that they may take it to Supreme Court about legality. "Maybe we can get him arrested or impeached", says Tea Party spokesman.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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City to Emigrate if Labour Wins

The City of London will emigrate en masse to France if Labour win and introduce a 50% rate of tax for those earning over £150,000 per annum.

written by j.w., 26 January 2014
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Doctor breaks neck, sees reality of health care

"The U.S. needs a lot more 'Primary Care' doctors. Though a specialist is fine, he's busy checking stats & looking up latest info. Then another expert will cover new & same thing while patient waits."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Athletes Apologize for Words, Behavior

That they intend to use during the Super Bowl next Sunday!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Tending the flock: Angry birds attack peace doves released from pope's window

"Some of you bishops tell the Swedish Guards to shoot those things. But not until the crowd leaves."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #338

According to Snoops: China, in order to embarrass the United States, is now using rolled up dollar bills as toilet paper at their Ambassador's office and apartment at the U.N.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #809

According to Snoops: For the past twelve Halloweens Al Gore has went trick or treating dressed as the President of the United States.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #167

According to Soops: The most common name for a girl in the world is 'Sam'.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #079

According to Snoops: Swallowing a big ball of bubble gum you that have been chewing & blowing will produce another large bubble as it goes out the other end and will eventually ruin a commode!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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NRA Trying New Tactics

They have hired David Copperfield to make President Obama to disappear!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Dr. Oz Advice #6

"OK OK! It's true that I once could talk to the dead. I know you have read about it on the web. But I quit. They are soooo bored just lying there."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Dr. Oz Advice #5

"Remember, it will be time soon to spring forward for Daylight Saving Time. But try to do some stretching first, Also, when you fall back next fall, be sure you have something to fall on."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Dr. Oz Advice #4

"Before you take any prescription medication, ask your pharmacist to take one first!"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Dr. Oz Advice #3

"Don't throw away those pet worms. They make excellent fishing bait!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Dr. Oz Advice #2

"It's a good idea to keep some cow crap in your medicine to swallow if you ever accidentally swallow some poison. Make sure the cow had no parasites"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Dr. Oz Advice

"Be sure to examine your poop daily to see if there are any strange colors or smells."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Toto to Join Dr. Oz This Friday

Dr. Oz: "We wanted animals to watch our show also, in case they are people in their next life."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Chinese ships patrol area contested by Malaysia

Apparently planning to take over entire Far East.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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McCain, Biden coming together for Sedona, Arizona forum #2

Political enemies find themselves nude in sweat lodge together.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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McCain, Biden coming together for Sedona, Arizona forum

Each courting the witchcraft vote, influence.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Pope Francis calls for constructive dialogue in Ukraine

Also, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Egypt, Democrats & Republicans, Captain and Tennille.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Kerry arrives for Syria peace talks

Huge head frisked for contraband. "I wish they wouldn't do that."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Snowden says NSA engages in industrial espionage:

They say they are trying to catch China and Russian spies in USA industry red-handed.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Bi-Polar Bears Having A Rough Time

"Warm Day, Freezing Day! I don't know whether to go to the woods or hibernate!"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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'Blind' Man Caught in Disability Fraud After Seen Driving Speed Boat.

"THIS is a speedboat? I couldn't tell, me being blind and all...watch your step."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Stephen Hawking: 'There are no black holes'.

"Plenty black pimps...ha..ha..ha! There are White Holes! Also There are White pimps. Ha! HA! I cracked myself up."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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HSBC imposes restrictions on large cash withdrawals #4

"What's the $30,000 for? We're giving a big party for people in nursing homes in the states!" "Not with our money you're not! We can let you have $1,000 of your deposits but you must pay it back!"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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HSBC imposes restrictions on large cash withdrawals #3

"Oh I need $20,000 for big bag of cocaine!" "OK Here's your money. Just checking."

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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HSBC imposes restrictions on large cash withdrawals #2

"I need the $25,000 to buy some really really good girl scout cookies!" No Money For You!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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HSBC imposes restrictions on large cash withdrawals

Are being asked why large amounts. Another freedom down the drain!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Thief steals $22K -- worth of chicken eggs.

Has sold thousands to Justin Bieber alone!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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New Poll on Spies Around the World Released!

"Our best estimate is that 5% of the world's employees are spies from other countries", says pollster.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Ecuador firm on reducing US presence, spies.

U.S. Threatens to quit Ecuador markets, sen Ecuador spies packing!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Pigs' heads sent to Israel embassy, synagogue in Rome.

Pope Francis: Does anyone here know how to make souse?

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Courtney Love Wins TWITTER Defamation Trial.

Britney, Bieber,Obama, Bush, Cyrus all looking into The Spoof stories!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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'The world is catching emerging markets flu' #2

United States, Britain declare "Year of Jubilee", all debts forgiven. "We all start over" being supported by 90% of other countries!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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'The world is catching emerging markets flu'

Pumping more and more currencies out doesn't seem to work.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Growing Beard Popularity Shaves PROCTER & GAMBLE Sales.

If women let leg hair grow and quit bikinis, we'll be belly up!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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ROMNEY: Putin a better president than Obama.

Obama: Kim of North Korea better president than Romney. Biden: I would be a better president than either one.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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281 Passengers Sick Aboard ROYAL CARIBBEAN Ship #2

When rescuers got to them, they say the bathrooms were full, portable potties were full and several were hanging their butts over the side of the ship.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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281 Passengers Sick Aboard ROYAL CARIBBEAN Ship.

Over 50 others say they are not feeling up to par, especially if there is gong to be a lawsuit.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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AZ Republicans censure McCain for 'liberal' record.

"McCain is a Donkey in an elephant clothing!", say several leaders.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Swarms of drones next frontier in emergency response.

Newspaper, TV News staffs: "Follow those drones!"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Snowden Not Coming Back to the USA.

"I have too many enemies there now. Everybody considers me a traitor, just because I took U.S. secrets and gave them away! Other countries are doing the same. Whoops!"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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It Mata's not!

It does!

written by Jaggedone, 26 January 2014
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what's the Mata

Ask Wenger

written by Jaggedone, 26 January 2014
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Secrets of Heinrich Himmler's lettuce to be published

Maybe, be cos it proves he was a Nazi vegan

written by queen mudder, 26 January 2014
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Obama has little concrete to offer disillusioned middle classes?

London Underground engineers say maybe it's because world supplies have dried up after tons of the quick drying stuff accidentally flooded a signal control room at Victoria Station last Friday

written by queen mudder, 26 January 2014
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Propane shortage reaches emergency levels

Plenty of coal all over the United States. People could freeze to death but still a do-nothing Washington.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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"Bad Case of Hemroids" May Change Name!

This would change tribal tradition to name child first thing that happens after they are born.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Frightening News From National Park

"Old Faithful has shot his wad! Nothing coming out! Is the whole area about to blow?" Area Native Americans doing special "Old Faithful Dance" that was handed down by Indians.

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Greece Still Having Problems

"Well if Greece falls, we all fall because of the domino effect", says Sec. of Treasury. "NOT!!" "Had you going there for awhile!...Is that a gun, Mr President? Why are you leaving it here?"

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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Stephen Hawking: Black Holes May Not Have 'Event Horizons' After All

Seven billion humans give a big sigh of relief! Well, those that knew what he was talking about. I'm not one of those. So, what was he talking about?

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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281 Passengers Ill Aboard ROYAL CARIBBEAN Ship.

Other two passengers doing just fine which makes the sick 281 mad!

written by Bureau, 26 January 2014
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