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Top American Fears

Clowns didn't make it to top 10 fears. #1 was still "Speaking before a group." After noting that 'Death' was #7, Jay Leno says he guessed that people were more scared of giving a eulogy than of dying.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #884

According to Snoops: Several Jews were rounded up in NYC after hearing the news that the Titanic had been sunk by an Iceberg.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #884

According to Snoops: A few Cadbury Chocolate Eggs were discovered to have a rabbit fetus inside.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #150

According to Snopes: The artificial sweetener aspartame causes baldness in cats. Be sure to read ingredients on cat food.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #764

According to Snoops: Betsy Ross also sewed a fake flag with skull & cross bones with motto "That's Right, We're Bad!" on it and shows it first. No one laughs.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Arkansas Woman arrested for arson, attempted murder.

Ark. women, tired of husband coming in drunk & going to bed, hides in garage after lighting ten toe hot foot. Waits for shouting but after awhile, only hears firetruck coming to put out house fire.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Sometimes they come in two's

Mike Tindall Reveals Name Of Zara Phillips' Baby....."oh god, I'm so excited...permission to exhale please!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2014
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Who the F is Man United?

Don't ask Captain Moyes, he's just hit an Iceberg and his Titanic is sinking fast!

written by Jaggedone, 23 January 2014
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STUDY: Texting while walking throws off balance and posture.

Also stepping out into the road in traffic, potholes, manholes, snakes and telephone poles.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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CRAIGSLIST sperm donor to lesbian couple owes child support.

Hundreds of sperm donors immediately head for Sperm Banks!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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REPORT: Obama Admin. Worries Israel Is Riling Up the Jews.

Many fear President Obama is coming down with George Bush Disease! He's showing the early signs. Ask him to say 'nuclear'!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Professor: California Drought May Be Worst Since 1500s.#2

Native Americans then blamed it on global warming, Columbus bad-luck arrival!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Professor: California Drought May Be Worst Since 1500s.

"Oh it's not as bad as all that", says Regis. "But it could be getting closer. You had to be there."

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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MOODY'S downgrades health insurers on Obamacare.

The level of care you will receive will be better than that of Nigeria but below that of Cuba!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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RESOLUTION: University students demand higher quality toilet paper.

Most support students with all the crap they hear from most College Professors!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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China's richest man says business much easier with British than Americans.

Better watch out Brits! Before you know it you'll owe them $15 Trillion dollars! Watch the dog food and leaded Paint.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Canada Will NOT Take Justin Bieber Back

In an attempt to deport Canadian pop star Justin Bieber after his recent DUI & vandalism, US authorities were thwarted by the Canadian government. "No way are you sending him back here!" spoke Canada.

written by Al N., 23 January 2014
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Hingham Weighs Noise Ordinance That Could Technically Ban Loud Conversation

Except while on the cellphones, of course. During sporting events! LOL!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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REPORT: Canada now more business-friendly than USA.

Many Americans burning business cards, carry anti-US signs, heading for Canada!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Salina Gomez Speaks Out

"Seventeen "ranks her as the most powerful woman 21 and younger. But the star says that she's not doing enough for her fans. "I work 17 hrs a day, am creative as i can be. I'm so guilty."

written by Keith Shirey, 23 January 2014
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Obama to Partner With GOOGLE for 'First-Ever Presidential Hangout Trip'.

Modern version of Fireside chats to take place live from Denver, Colorado!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Ibiza holiday jet in near miss with UFO over Reading

"They were horrible-looking creatures with hair on their heads and multi-colored faces", say most aboard the UFO!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Mylie Cyrus To Star In New Role

The producer of a new version of Mary Poppins said today that Mylie was given the part.

written by Keith Shirey, 23 January 2014
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Glen Beck Sorry He Almost Destroyed US

Former host said that he helped to tear "fragile" America apart. His psychotherapist said it's a typical statement from one suffering from delusions of grandeur.

written by Keith Shirey, 23 January 2014
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STUDY: Omega-3 intake linked to signs of brain aging.

Also those overdoing it starting to grow gills.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Jill Abramson: 'Most secretive White House I have ever dealt with'.

"I'm surprised they even talk to each other!"

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Reality Show Starring Ghetto Welfare Recipients Sparks Controversy.

Welfare recipients say it's a lot worse than TV Show makes it appear! "Those people would be 'Middle Class' in Detroit", says one.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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'Socialist USA' Blueprint to Be Published.

Country name to change to the United Socialists of America!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Obama wants debt ceiling increase AGAIN in February.

That means it will cost his girls and everyone their age to owe $50,000 a year forever.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Justin Bieber Jailed in Florida

Judge made him serve the full thirty minutes.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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GALLUP: Two-Thirds Say Federal Gov't 'Too Big, Powerful'.

"The Man Is Too Big, The Man Is Too Strong" (Dire Straits)

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Baby born on sled!

Santa Claus offers to have a DNA test. "I'm much too busy and old for that to happen!"

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #812

According to Snoops: Spanky of the Little Rascals had a sex change and was part of the rock group: Spanky & Our Gang. They had a hit with "Sunday (Nor Spanky) Will Never Be the Same".

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #767

According to Snoops: Microwaving food in plastic containers adds the compound of the container to the food in the container...but doesn't it taste heavenly? It all becomes one big crap anyway.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #775

According to Snoops: French finally admit that a man in drag posed for the Statue of Liberty.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #511

According to Snoops: The ingestion of blood pudding increases the risk of coronary disease.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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999

Can't get through, child dying, penalty from Man United

written by j.w., 23 January 2014
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U.S. security contractor charged with 'dumping' background checks

Sticking US taxpayers with another payoff. They should be fined double the money they were given by our free-handed Washington.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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NBC Is Bringing Back Bill Cosby To Do Another Family Sitcom

This time he is playing the great, great grandfather.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Olympic security threat: Russian intelligence hunting for "black widow

Also watching out for the Fiddler and the Brown Recluse!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Rare Borneo Bay Cat Captured in Stunning Photo

PETA objects to rare animal being stunned!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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McDonald's sees fewer customers, sales disappoint

"It seems like people just suddenly got tired of our pink slime burgers and lard fries", says one manager.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Psychiatric Cure Claimed

Remedy for political impotence (aka: one man,one vote) said to be spoof writing. Critics say it's just the placebo effect.

written by The Ruling Authority, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #789

According to Snoops: Report: A monkey placed in a cage near a sick child will draw the sickness away from the child and into the monkey.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #509

According to Snoops: Several men and women ten feet tall and sporting John Kerry-type heads have been spotted near the Fukushima Plants in Japan.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #887

According to Snoops: Eric the Red was the first known Communist in America.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #097

According to Snoops: The White House was repainted solid White after the British burned it down in War of 1812. A most difficult job.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Japan tells world to stand up to China or face consequences.

"We can easily see all the signs because our own leaders led us there in WWII."

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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U.S. warships on call for Sochi.

Just in case they need to get athletes need to leave in a hurry.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Unusual Medical Incident

New England man treated this week for simultaneous frostbite and scalding after holding mug of hot coffee bare-handed in below zero weather.

written by The Ruling Authority, 23 January 2014
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HANNITY: I would consider running for office

Says he will attend The Piss-Poor State of the Union address.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Drunk Bieber Arrested Drag Racing in South Beach! #3

"He's fast becoming a menace", says officer. "People will change his name to Gerber."

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Drunk Bieber Arrested Drag Racing in South Beach! #2

"He himself was dressed normally but how he got a dozen old drag queens running down the street, we don't know", say police. "I'd say money."

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Drunk Bieber Arrested Drag Racing in South Beach!

Police: "He's becoming a threat to people's lives while acting like six-year-old."

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Arctic owl swoops into DC.

It's Cold!! Sasquatch seen roaming backstreets of New York City. Penguins spotted in Key West!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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NTA

Intrepid explorer Anton Dec gets emotional at National Television Awards....I know the feeling cobber, I know the feeling...enough to make anyone break down and cry!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2014
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Swimming in it

A Brighton man has become the first person to swim the entire length of Britain's sewer network. He even swam Buckingham Palace's sewer. His reply when asked why: "No other shit would do it!"

written by whatinthe world, 23 January 2014
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Breakthrough in Middle East Talks

Israel agrees not to call the late Arafat, Butt-ugly!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Deep Freeze Continues in Northeast U.S.

City warns citizens that tomorrow night to be a another nut number!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Lots of Circus Employees lose jobs!

Guidance Counselor Advises Pin Head Boy to Consider Future in hack-proofing Obamacare.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Expert: Nostradamus Predicted Don McLean's American Pie

Also, Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire" plus the Macarena!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Yes But What Does It Mean?

Kwanzaa passes Hanakkah and Festivus as least known holiday!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Gore Loses Again

Supreme Court Overturns Gore's movie about Global Warming. "He seems to enjoy the spotlight", says Judge Ginsburg.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Pentagon eyes 10,000 troops for Afghanistan, or none

White House: Joe Biden to flip a coin. Ex-Afghan fighting soldier: I'll flip Joe Biden! Arrested.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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As Target fallout continues, incidents of fraud emerge #4

Lady in Nursing home gets bill from travel agency for world trip cost of $25,000.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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As Target fallout continues, incidents of fraud emerge #3

Man receives bill for $10,000 for tickets he bought for the Super Bowl!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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As Target fallout continues, incidents of fraud emerge #2

Thirty Year Old female in NYC gets bill for 100 heads of hogs!

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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As Target fallout continues, incidents of fraud emerge

One 85-year-old lady shows her bill for hiring a dozen prostitutes.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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Iran: We did not agree to dismantle anything!

"No matter how many papers the President waves in the air. Probably reefer papers."

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #558

According to Snoops: "Big Dog Dog Food" from China has been found to contain a large amount of toilet water in it.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #645

According to Snoops: President Richard M. Nixon's middle name was actually "Mulligan" as his dad loved to play golf.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #225

According to Snoops: Up to ten stowaways were aboard the Titanic but were picked up later by a French ship off an iceberg.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #976

According to Snoops: George Washington through a fit crossing the Potomac River after standing up and falling in the river three times.

written by Bureau, 23 January 2014
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