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True Facts From Snoops #044

According to Snoops: The rock group 'Three Dog Night' did not take their name from the fact that in Alaska a musher must sleep with his dogs for warmth, but from a really bad date night.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #993

According to Snoops: Harry Houdini disappointed a lot of people by not coming back from the dead. Actually he did come back but as a sheep that was slaughtered for it's constant bleating & gesturing!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #445

According to Snoops: Although Howdy Doody was always in the entertainment business, his dad, Jury Doody, made quite a name for himself as a defence lawyer!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Scientists crack mystery behind birds' V-formation flight pattern

"Mostly it's because their complete failure to form a 'J' or a 'Q'!"

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Ominous warning: Admiral concedes U.S. losing dominance to China #2

"One way to handle it is to sell Japanese nuclear subs as well as conventional weapons. We get some funding and they can defend themselves a lot better."

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Ominous warning: Admiral concedes U.S. losing dominance to China

"With our economy still down and the Chinese economy booming in comparison, we can't afford to defend the far east!"

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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ABCNEWS: '50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday'.

"Just slip out the back, Jack! Make a new plan, Stan, you don't need to be coy, Roy!..."

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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'We Are Now a Police State'.

This is the opinion of many Americans after finding how very much info the United States Government has collected on most of its citizens.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Obama: Calm down! Agents Are 'Our Neighbors and Friends'

Who bug us with listening devices and check out everything about us any way they can. Our "Friends" are snoops.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #831

According to Snoops: Howard Cosell was a knowledgeable sports announcer on Monday Night Football who talked fluently about everything but what was going on in the football game.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #900

According to Snoops: License plates in Missouri during the late 1930s were made from soy beans until wild hogs began eating them.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #771

According to Snoops: Cat Ballou had two brothers that spelled the family name differently, Jake and Elwood!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #769

According to Snoops: The favorite poems of love struck poets sent to their fair ladies in the 1800s were the Limericks.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Trace Adkins suffers setback in alcoholism battle, enters rehab

"This Ain't No Thinkin' Thing", he tells people checking into the clinic. "It's a Drinkin' Thing'"

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Polar vortex coming back?

Snow, winds and dropping temperatures hitting South again.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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'Partridge Family' actor Dave Madden dies at 82

Partridge Family in the news more than the Ducks and Obamas lately!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Rockets Break NBA Record with 73 Points in 1st Half, 19 in 2nd vs. Thunder

Team claims they didn't hear the sound of the second half to start at halftime.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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911 operator hangs up on frantic call

"I thought it was Joyce next door, another 911 operator, being hit!, says lady who hung up. "I also ran out the back door and tried to call 911 myself but I wasn't there."

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Mexican vigilante violence boils over

Many Americans say they can't wait for all that violence to come here...NOT!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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NSA to change how it spies

Details of secret plans to be shown on Good Morning America next Tuesday!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Colorado Shop Owners Can't Keep Marijuana Edibles in Stock

"We should be getting in a supply of brownies from South America at any time. Wish we were allowed to grow it here."

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Fertility clinic worker replaced customer's sperm

"I thought it would be interesting to replace some with mine and a few with that from a jackass."

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Iran Top Nuke Negotiator: We're ready to deal on Nukes!

"Of course, we can change the deal any time we like."

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Hackers: HealthCare.gov still riddled with security issues

Official: No One Knows how many have actually paid for Obamacare as records are blotched!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Hackers Use REFRIGERATOR To Attack Businesses

Former football great with the Chicago Bears: "Is that what they have me doing?"

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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House Dems demand government study on Internet hate speech.

Here's one: Democrats are truly represented by a jackass! They are every bit as bad as Republicans!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Fires in Southern California again!

It's impossible to show where they are exactly from space camera because of all the smoke coming up from Colorado.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Feds give $118 million in taxpayer money to nearly bankrupt uranium company.

Yey they are tens of thousands behind in giving pensions for vets disabilities who fought for our country.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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OPRAH Snubbed by Oscars

"They will pay for this. I may begin a great campaign against their advertisers, voters."

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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PUNT: President to call for outsourcing NSA phone data.

Yes, by all means let another group know everything about us!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Special announcement

Comedian and actor, Alan Davies, has been announced as England's football coach for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. Davies responded "coach of who? Whaaaatt...!!" In other news Dame Edna caught a fish.

written by whatinthe world, 17 January 2014
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NSA collects millions of text messages daily in 'untargeted' global sweep

I guess I should wipe my butt an extra time, even after it shows clean.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Spanish viewers vote Manuel from Fawlty Towers all time funniest T.V. character

Although first sppearing more than thirty years ago, Manuel (the waiter from Barcelona) is still regarded by Spanish T. V. Viewers as the most accurate portrayal of a Spaniard in history.

written by Auntie Jean, 17 January 2014
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Archaeologists uncover new pharaoh in Egypt

"This just may be the final rest of that famous "King Rootin Tootin!", says noted archaeologist, Larry Fine.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Exercise Addicts: Pushing Ourselves Too Far?

I have gotten up out of my chair and off Facebook and playing games exactly 17 times today!I usually walk around chair and stretch. That's important.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Senate easily passes $1.1 trillion spending bill

American public slowly tries to pass $1.1 Trillion pound turd!

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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Australian P.M. calls for Sting Rays to be called Big Flat Poisonous Fish

The misleading name Sting Ray is to be altered to stop Australian popular T.V. presenters from hugging them. The new name of Big Flat Poisonous Fish should help presenters to treat them with caution.

written by Auntie Jean, 17 January 2014
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NSA Collects 200 Million Text Messages Per Day!

I always leave them a message of nonsense that might help their day. For instance: "The Bag Man is Back. Please repeat this back to me. The Bag Man is Back!" I think everyone should send one.

written by Bureau, 17 January 2014
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