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Power to the people: Detroit debuts sexy sports cars

Many were stipped down naked so you could see what she had to offer!

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Ten Years Ago: Bush should be out of Afghanistan: Obama

President Obama publicly responded to criticism from former Defense Secretary Robert Gates over his war policy. The president said he always had faith in the Afghan mission.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Air Force: 34 missile officers in cheating scandal

These are the guys who launch our nuclear weapons. Makes a person glad we're stoned sometimes.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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House approves government-wide $1.1T budget

I guess if we owe everybody enough, they can't shut us down because their economy would go belly-up also.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Prostitutes Are 42 Times More Likely To Be Murdered

Sorry, that was supposed to say: Politicians Are 42 Times More Likely To Be Murdered!

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Research Claims Your Cat Thinks You're Just Another (Big!) Cat

Wonder what they thing a cow is, another bigger cat. Then if they see an elephant, "Boy, is that one big cat?" After 40 years, ours seem to think we are parents.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Dozens more O-Care regs coming in 2014

No one can figure out what they mean now. Is this government trying to destroy this country? If so, it's doing a fine job.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Homeless Looking For Shelter From Wind

Six Squatters taken from a bathroom in Chicago and taken to a Salvation Army shelter.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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D.C. to ease pot laws.

If you're out on the street and there is no bathroom near, just hide the best you can and let her rip!

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Thieves try to steal Sigmund Freud's ashes in London.

But as soon as they see police, they begin scattering. Police think they can recover most of Freud.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Seven die in shootout during pre-Olympic Russia militant sweep.

This Winter Olympic Event is getting more exciting/stupid every day! Your choice!

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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NFL Shocker!

I new report shows that half of all NFL players smoke marijuana! "Hey, it's legal for us!", jokes Peyton Manning. He admits that it's very visible when players to get ready for game.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Despite Dangerously High Radiation Levels, No Caution Signs at Surfer's Beach

"As usual, it's all talk and no action from this administration", say locals who have warned people themselves. "Somebody needs to take responsibility but the White House sits on it's ass as usual!"

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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The National Security Agency has implanted software in nearly 100,000 computers around the world

The NSA says that allows the United States to conduct surveillance on those machines and can also create a digital highway for launching cyberattacks if needed. NSA Spokesman: "Bring it on!"

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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Congress to intelligence community: Show me the money

How much do we spend spying on our enemies and our own country, congress wants to know!

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #770

According to Snoops: The 'French Dip" was named after a famous French mime!

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #119

According to Snoops most recent report: Pope Francis has dropped his fish hat and is now wearing a green beret!

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #885

According to Snoops: Sorry kids, but those flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz were all fakes.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #999

According to Snoops: "Frosty" the Snowman got his nickname from downing 12 glasses of frosted glass of beer in less than half an hour.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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True facts according to Snoops: 640

According to Snoops: The reason cookbook writer and WWII spy Julia Child had that high odd voice was do to POW ea=mination that discovered she was a man.

written by Bureau, 15 January 2014
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One out, all out!

Home Office staff who block failed Asylum seekers to be rewarded with gift vouchers and holiday days...'offer of the week guys'... boot out 10 Roma and win two weeks all inclusive in the Maldives!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 15 January 2014
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An Italian man allegedly cut open his Dublin landlord's chest and tried to eat his heart after a chess match -

Yikes, just think what would have happened if they were actually playing a wagering game like Texas Hold'Em?

written by Samuel Vargo, 15 January 2014
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Octomom Suleman charged with welfare fraud -

"You've come a long way baby," after being a famous mamma to a welfare cheat. Smile for the court monitors, mam.

written by Samuel Vargo, 15 January 2014
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A Wyoming lawmaker pushes to allow use of the firing squad to execute condemned state inmates -

if lethal injections aren't available. Wait, are you sure this wasn't a certain tea-bagger New Jersey governor who wants this as a punishment for anyone who says anything derogatory about him?

written by Samuel Vargo, 15 January 2014
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Marine biologist penalized for feeding killer whales in the wild -

Of course, the killer whales didn't mind. They couldn't believe such a nice lady would be fined and given community service time for giving them tasty treats.

written by Samuel Vargo, 15 January 2014
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Scientists claim prehistoric fish might have had rear legs -

And some fish today, thanks to chemical spills in the ocean, could have as many as thirty or forty legs.

written by Samuel Vargo, 15 January 2014
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