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Taylor Swift to Become Nun

In startling news today, Taylor Swift announced that she was tired of the whole dating and music scene and was joining a convent. "It's strange," said her mom, "because we're not even Catholic."

written by Al N., 14 January 2014
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Double Dutch idiot in the UK!

After thieves nicked a UK man's cannabis plants, the idiot called the police to inform them of his loss, he is now doing time and is feeling not quite as high as before the theft, no wonder Dumbo!

written by Jaggedone, 14 January 2014
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Welsh "Blarney Stones" unveiled

In an effort to attain the popularity of Ireland as a tourist destination, the Prince of Wales has unveiled a set of "Jones Stones" which can be kissed to improve bullshitting skills.

written by Auntie Jean, 14 January 2014
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Suntory Holdings Buys Jim Beam, Plans to rename it Chim Bweam

What?

written by mikewadestr, 14 January 2014
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Tragedy In Las Vegas

A stage magician died while performing in Vegas & left over a dozen people crowing, crapping in seats thinking they're laying eggs, walking around like Mick Jagger. Two days of trying hasn't helped.

written by Bureau, 14 January 2014
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Al Gore Back in Rehab

Still making presidential acceptance speech in front of mirrors, to his cats and dogs, hires locals to listen.

written by Bureau, 14 January 2014
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Wal-Mart to Abdicate from United States, Form Own Country

Wal-Mart announced today that they are sick and tired of all the complaints about their predatory pricing, anti-union attitudes, not giving their employees benefits, etc. Therefore, they are seceding.

written by Al N., 14 January 2014
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U.S., Russia call for trust-building ahead of Syria talks, spar over whether to invite Iran

Name calling goes on for hours until someone turns the lights out!

written by Bureau, 14 January 2014
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Dead Whale Found on Uruguay Beach Buried

Over one hundred Greenpeace workers lend a hand to get the big guy buried properly.

written by Bureau, 14 January 2014
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Scientists announce first results from LUX dark matter detector #2

Wasn't this on the second of the three "Back To The Future" trilogy?

written by Bureau, 14 January 2014
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Scientists announce first results from LUX dark matter detector

Finally! I was wondering if this would ever get done. Now what is it that they done did?

written by Bureau, 14 January 2014
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Tips to stop procrastination habits

Let's see. Number one... Oh, let's just do that next week. A good time to remember on Martin Luther King Holiday.

written by Bureau, 14 January 2014
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