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Snapchat hacked, info on 4.6 million users reportedly leaked

I guess the best thing is not to place any personal info on any site as they're all getting hacked.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Huge winter storm to bring near-blizzard conditions to Northeast

"A winter storm?", comments local man. "Why, we haven't had one of those since when? Day before yesterday!"

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Legal marijuana shops off to smoking start in Colorado

The Mile High City Even Higher On First Day of Pot Sales!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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First Day for Colorado Pot Purchases Profitable

Big smoke cloud hangs over Denver. Pilots having to be extra careful not to inhale while trying to land.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Daily Maille so fond of Royal Scroungers it decides to give them handouts

The Daily Maille loves the helicopter using money squandering Royal parasites so much that it has put them on its payroll to the relief of the public who have to pay for them by working for a living.

written by Auntie Jean, 01 January 2014
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Pope Has A Message For All The World's Enemies.#2

"It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him."

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Pope Has A Message For All The World's Enemies

"If you love your enemies, give his small son a set of drums for Christmas!"

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Coward At The Alamo!

Historians now say the man that was sent by Col. Travis for help at the Alamo was a complete fabrication. He made his escape during the night when he knocked Mexican in head, stole his clothes & ran.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #710

According to Snoops: Snakes outnumber humans nearly ten to one in being able to "Shake, Rattle & Roll!"

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #550

According to Snoops: Big Bill Nelson volunteered to stay aboard the Titanic as she went down and had just enough time to consume the entire dessert buffet before going under.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #116

According to Snoops: There are only two confirmed cases of a person skipping rope in their sleep.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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N.D.Train Derailment Could Change How Crude Oil Transported

Expert inspectors say that the train cars are outdated and need to be brought up to safety standards!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Finally, good news about gas prices

"We won't reach $10.00 per gallon for at least the next three years", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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'Big Bang Theory' star weds

Hoping for several big bangs over the the coming week!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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New mayor firm on taxing wealthy

Or at least all those rich republicans. "Just because they worked hard and planned their life doesn't mean they can't share with the poor and unemployed alien."

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Crop circle, strange lights spotted in California!

Foxfire lights and men hunting coons and crap circles discovered in Tennessee.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Ariel Sharon's condition worsens

There is celebration and dancing in the streets by the PLO, similar to those held when 911 hit the United States.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Rise in patients after London New Year celebrations

An NHS spokesman put blame for the increase on the 'Daily Mail' as many of the extra patients were Mail readers who had attempted suicide out of fear of Romanians appearing at midnight in their homes.

written by John_L, 01 January 2014
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Giant freeway pothole damages dozens of vehicles

Disgusted car owner: "I think that garage near there with the toll truck is digging those out at night!"

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Kim Jong Un: Elimination of 'filth' aided N. Korea

"Now if someone would only get rid of me...!"

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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In NYC Hords of people shrugged off their balls for frozen drop!

I'm sorry. That should have read, "In NYC Hords of people shrugged off the freezing temperature for the ball drop!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #044

According to Snoops: George Washington and his men had an especially hard time crossing the Delaware because of his posing for the painting.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #408

According to Snoops: The 'OK' sign of a loop using the thumb and first finger, left slightly open to indicate, "not a snowballs chance!"

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #611

According to Snoops: The Betty Ford Clinic was named after our First Lady at one time, Margaret Truman.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #448

According to Snoops: Even though there have been great ventriloquists in the states, Norman Bates is considered the best.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Bus drivers disciplined for praying

The drivers were reprimanded after praying with a coworker who had lost her daughter. First , freedom of speech, now freedom of religion!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Melissa Harris-Perry apologizes for Romney grandchild jokes: Sincere?

Probably not. Her prejudiced comments rolled off her tongue like they had been stated a lot.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Anyone Can See Your Driving Record!

You're all over the road after that New Years Party last night!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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'Duck' son Robertson makes nice in Fox interview

"Dad's his own person. He was trying to help people. There'll be another quack attack sooner or later."

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Newspaper shuts down comment section because of 'hateful nature' of comments.

"Why, you bunch of sorry cowards! I hope your newspaper office burns to the ground!"

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Putin vows 'total annihilation' of terrorists.

Terrorists vow total annihilation of Putin!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Mysterious Pot circles pop up in California.

I'm sorry. That should have been "Mysterious crop circles pop up in California

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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BOOM: Stocks End Year at Record Highs

Colorado and Washington begin on new highs!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Bloomberg era comes to close.

Banned himself as his final act before leaving office.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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40,000 New Laws! Happy New Year!

Better run down that list of 40,000 so you won't be breaking the law!

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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New Year's Eve reduced to rabble: Cameron

In signs that he's mentally ill, UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has called New Year's eve festivities "the most basic form of human behaviour in history". Cameron will ban all celebrations soon.

written by whatinthe world, 01 January 2014
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Linda Blaire re-possessed

After the release of The Exorcist, the movie studio lost money. Demons re-possessed Linda Blaire until debts were paid off. She was later re-exorcised by Anthony Hopkirk in a sequel.

written by Auntie Jean, 01 January 2014
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Denver Warns Against Public Celebrations Over Legalized Pot.

"Just go quietly home and relax with a smoke...like I am", says Mayor.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2014
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Mitt Romney Sore at Fox News Over Black Grandson Story

Mitt Romney does not wish to have any controversy attached to his black grandchild, because he realizes this is his last time to possibly appear cool to anyone, anywhere.

written by Al N., 01 January 2014
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Ryan Seacrest Visited by Ghosts of Dick Clark, Guy Lombardo, and Robert Burns

Dick Clark joined the ghosts of Robbie Burns, the author of Auld Lang Syne, & Guy Lombardo, who owned New Year's Eve before Dick Clark died, in an annual haunting of New Year's host Ryan Seacrest.

written by Al N., 01 January 2014
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Kim Jong Un Reforms, Wants to Provide U.S. With New Year's Eve Fireworks Extravaganza

Kim Jong Un, or "Kim the Yung'un" as he is affectionately known, offered to provide the U.S. with "one hell of a rootin' tootin' fireworks show for New Year's Eve. He has, however, refused to attend.

written by Al N., 01 January 2014
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