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GM pays female CEO far less than male CEO.

"Do as we say, not what we do", seems to never end. American now expect their politicians to lie! We're not the only ones.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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NRA Calls '14 Elections Do-or-Die; Vows War With Bloomberg, Obama.

If we lose this one, actual war may be only solution to being sold out.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Early Drive for Clinton Unsettles Democrats

Hey, that's for 2016, how about some money for elections THIS year? By 2016, Obama may have us 50 trillion dollars in debt.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Video Surfaces of 4-Year-Old Jihadist in Syria Firing AK-47.

Looks like you're in for a long long siege, President Assad!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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UPDATE: Super Bowl Most-Watched in History With 111.5 Million Viewers.

At least half said they stayed with it till halftime be3cause of food and drink at home, cold weather and snow outside and the Super Bowl Commercials!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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More Trouble for Chris Christie

Forget the one lane bridge, now Christie is being accused of eating an opponent who disappeared 15 years ago.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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The Franklin Mint Error

There are no known $3 bills in the U.S. or there shouldn't be. But for 30 days in the late 1790's, there were a dozen. Franklin was immediately called by Washington & told to quit farting around.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #334

According to Snoops: In 2002, Mongolia issued a coin honoring President Richard Nixon of the United States, and a small button. When you pushed the button, you could hear him cuss!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #204

According to Snoops: The area near Lake District Park in England was said to be what inspired Col. Sherman Potter to write his Rabbit's Peter stories.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #104

According to Snoops: Tree kangaroos leave their trees at night to forage on the ground while ordinary kangaroos leave the ground and climb up tree to eat and sometimes smoke the cool leaves.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #737

According to Snoops: Armadillos were once thought by scientists to be a cross between a turtle and an opossum! It was the duckbill platypus that made them pull out their hair!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Obama: Benghazi was 'not some systematic attack'

"It was a major screw-up on our part. Well, not me. It wasn't my fault."

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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50th Anniversary of Beatles on Ed Sullivan Show!

Sullivan welcomed Beatles but would only allow cameras to show them from the forehead down!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Abortions Declining in U.S., Study Finds

Credit high fructose corn syrup, MSG leading to many sterile couples.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Libya's Cache of Toxic Arms All Destroyed

"We used a lot of prune juice and mineral water", say United States General in charge (to bathrooms).

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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McDonalds Employees To Rally Tomorrow!

Rally employees say they may join them! While Hardees remain Laurel!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Al Qaeda Says It Has Broken Ties With Syrian Affiliate

"Those people over there are too Sane!", says al-Qaida doomed Second in Command.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Another Wizard of Oz on the way!

However, they are running short of midgets! (to play munchkins and flying monkeys.)

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Seattle Seahawks Fly Away With Super Bowl

While Broncos are busy horsing around up and down the field.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Hubble Telescope Discovers Second Earth!

Later apologizes as piece of space junk reflected mirror-like image of our planet!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Pot taxes add more than $1M to Colorado coffins #2

I'm sorry, that should be: Pot taxes add more than $1M to Colorado coffers!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Pot taxes add more than $1M to Colorado coffers

48 more states are now considering legalizing marijuana with high taxes.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Weiner Roast Tonight

Friends and family of Anthony Weiner to have a special dinner for the former candidate at Lions Club. This should be good.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Arson Suspect Held By Police at Fire Serene!

Suspect: "Makes you wish you had some marshmallows and weiners don't it?"

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Ban On Soliciting At Hardwood

Hardwood has put an end to all the soliciting on its streets or at Hardwood houses.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Spread a little happiness-Oooh-la-la!

Demand For Real Butter Is Spreading.....After Hollywood executives order re-make of Last Tango In Paris!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 February 2014
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School Daze

Education Minister and registered Imbecile Michael 'Gofer' Gove announces 10-hour school day.....'more time to sleep' added a spokesschoolchild before collapsing over his desk in a stupour!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 February 2014
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Howie Mandel: Comedian: I grew up with mental illness.

"Then I turned to telling jokes as a comedian and now no one can tell the difference."

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Woody Allen: Abuse allegation 'untrue'

"Just more vicious lies" says man who married adopted daughter. "They're perverted."

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Bud Pup Scores Big Deal for Next Puppy Turf Test

Clyde, Bud Beer comm pup, disclosed in a press release that his agent, Rip Kibble, got a lucrative contract for him to star in next year's Puppy Bowl. Asked about the deal, Clyde drooled and licked.

written by Trinculoman, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #390

According to Snoops: 'Tricky Dicky' Nixon got his nickname from his wife who said that he learned it from a Chinese contortionist he met in first visit there.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #360

According to Snoops: Sloths sleep 16 hours a day and spend most of their waking time stretching, yawning and eating.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #181

According to Snoops: Calling some large person "Moose" is the leading cause of death in six northern states!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #701

According to Snoops: Cats see six times better than humans at night so they lay on the floor for you to trip over for laughs later.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Historic Drought Has West Fearing Worst. #2

Water rationing is apparently on it's way according to government officials. "There may be school closings, etc by fall if there's no spring & summer rain and a lot of it."

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Historic Drought Has West Fearing Worst.

"It's The Grapes of Wrath all over again", says one movie producer.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Woody Allen: It's a lie!

Woody Allen accused by daughter as a child molester claims all the child molesting charges are lies, no matter how many there are.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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POLICE: Couple die of carbon monoxide poisoning while having sex in car.

"Hope they died happy", says officer. "But it was such a stupid thing to do."

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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SNOW JOB: Man used tow truck to steal abandoned cars from Atlanta highways.

Police looking at videos and sending out car license plate numbers.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Super Bowl 2014: Transit woes plague ride home

"It was a mess and an especially long, long journey for us Denver fans", stated one Super Bowl fan.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Concedes end of NFL career is near.

"So hard to get here and it depends so much on injuries. Something will have to change this or more players will leave early."

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Porsche + VW = Speed Donkey!

Porsche's takevoer bid for VW failed because Porsche + VW = a Speed Donkey so now the financers are suing Porsche because they dangled the carats and only got carrots!

written by Jaggedone, 03 February 2014
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Chinese celebrate New Year with Findus Lasagne

more soon.

written by Crunk, 03 February 2014
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Warren Buffett Acquired Colorado after Broncos Defeat

Warren Buffett announced late Sunday that he now owns the state of Colorado. Due to the steep decline in value post Bronco fiasco, Buffett made a quick buy out. It will now be called West Nebraska.

written by Trinculoman, 03 February 2014
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Obama Desperately Trying to Keep Afghan War Going

"We're almost halfway to the French record in the "30 Years War", might as well keep going!"

written by Wumf, 03 February 2014
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Mexico Launches New Tourism Campaign " Violence, Just Ignore It!"

In an effort to draw back the tourist trade, our southern neighbor is trying to reach out to travelers. Oh, and maybe skip Guaymas for this trip!

written by Wumf, 03 February 2014
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Winnie the Pooh Killed in Tragic Hunny Pot Accident

This was definitely a case of "Bears who love too much (Hunny)"

written by Wumf, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #979

According to Snoops: Honey Buckets got their name from buckets of human waste, once kept in castles and, when the boiling oil ran out, was dumped on enemy wall climbers. They would die from dysentery.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Mass sea star deaths off US west coast puzzle scientists

This is just a guess but do you think all that nuclear waste in the ocean coming from Japan might have something to do with it?

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Germany preparing THIRD financial rescue for Greece.

"We're getting a little weary of Greecing their palms!", says finance minister.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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NKorea warns military games may spark war.

SKorea replies that they better get the practice in, if that is the case.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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It's Official!

Fly fishing is the world's most boring sport - beating croquet for the first time in 50 years.

written by Wumf, 03 February 2014
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Top Secret, Undercover, Hush Hush Meeting Announced on Facebook

Says Anonymous, "We have a lot at stake here so be sure to tell absolutely no one!"

written by Wumf, 03 February 2014
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Twelve Hundred Fifty-Nine Bronco Fans Die of Apparent Suicide

In breaking news, 1259 Denver Bronco fans apparently committed suicide during halftime of the 2014 Super Bowl. "Better to go out now than have to see anymore" read a typical note.

written by Al N., 03 February 2014
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Japanese Tourist Confused in Small Western Town

Mr. Yoshi Yasamoto, of Kyoto, Japan, was recently incarcerated in Bill, Wyoming, after he became confused by the "Bucks" and "Does" signs on a cafe's restroom doors. Yoshi inadvertently chose "Does".

written by Wumf, 03 February 2014
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Ms. Eva Sharer Wins Spoonerism Award

Ms. Eva Sharer won the best spoonerisms of the years an was confirmed by several people on the street on Gatlinburg, Tn. by calling the traffic cops there, "Coffee Traps".

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #567

According to Snoops: Owls have the best eyesight of all animals except for a mad wife, looking for her husband slipping in back door, armed with a frying pan!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #076

According to Snoops: The record falling and survival for a cat id six stories. He immediately hit the ground running for the pet cemetery!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Al "Mr. Compost" Gore

Tipper says green leaves for toilet paper and all clothes from Salvation Army was last straw. "He's green alright, with money!

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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Economy Creating More Jobs

Yes, for fore-closures, debt callings, food distribution, Military officers who tell family what went wrong, undertakers, suicide counselors, volunteers, military medics and government jobs.

written by Bureau, 03 February 2014
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