Spoof news snippets from Friday 28 February 2014
Immigration Figures: A Celebration
Recently Released Clinton Documents on Hillary vs. Monica...
... the First Lady knew full-well her husband was dipping his wick with interns and had authorized the White House kitchen staff to 'chop and stir-fry it' if they ever saw it in the open.
Media Says Justin Bieber Turns 20 on March 1st...
... Selena Gomez just laughed and said, "No he doesn't".
How do you say "Fuck off" in Double Dutch?
Ask Robin van Persie!
"I said I don't want circles!" cried an angry Minister for the Interior after a contracted home decorator stuck wallpaper bearing circular shapes on his Hampstead Heath home. The minister fired him.
Russia's Putin Sends Email to Ukraine Parliament
Kiev- Received today by the Ukraine Parliament was a note from Vladimir Putin to "come on a shopping trip to a Kiev mall." In a postscript,he added:"My entourage will include Cossacks and some tanks."
New York's de Blasio boots charter schools from city space
New York's de Blasio boots charter schools from city space - though does have a great plot of de Blasio family land that he could rent or sell them.
Ex-CIA directors face recall by Congress
Ex-CIA directors face recall by Congress to testify on Benghazi - however can no longer recall how to get back to the office to testify.